55 Replies to “Oh, Shiny Pony!”

  1. I know there’s something in the wake of your smile.
    I get a notion from the look in your eyes, yea.
    You’ve built a love but that love falls apart.
    Your little piece of heaven turns too dark.
    Listen to your heart
    when he’s calling for you.
    Listen to your heart
    there’s nothing else you can do.
    I don’t know where you’re going
    and I don’t know why,
    but listen to your heart
    before you tell him goodbye.
    – Roxette

  2. GWB saying something stupid again, even in retirement. Can’t wait for the CDN media to pounce on him again, with mocking laughter. Oh, wait, I misread. The quote is from Justin. Never mind. Move on.

  3. Just when ya thought Justin couldn’t say anything more stupid………….
    Allah almighty,and some people who are allegedly intelligent want this guy to be PM!

  4. There should have been Trigger Warnings in the title as reading Wells’ report produces uncontrollable retching combined with hysterical laughter….dangerous!

  5. Our economy is to be powered by unicorn farts. How reassuring from someone who would be king.
    The 60s are over. Let’s put away the hash pipes.

  6. with a background like his what do we expect
    Late last night
    I heard the screen door slam
    And a big yellow taxi
    Come and took away my old mum.
    don’t it always seem to go that you don’t know what you’ve got till its gone
    they paved paradise and gave me a family trust
    the space is migrating from Margaret’s head to his.

  7. It’s just the typical Progressive mindset: feel great about yourself for giving away other peoples’ money. Mulcair is no different just slightly smarter about reeling in the rubes.

  8. Yes, under Justin, we will become a nation of cardiologists, rib joints, and dermatology clinics.
    And, of course, high school drama teachers.

  9. The Tories already have a Facebook ad with this latest quote in conjunction with “balancing itsel”.
    The Tory war-room is tight on that trigger, LOL

  10. Hell. I always thought it was, “she shaved paradise”…
    Here let me finish that for you Jamie, “and put in a Parking Lot!”
    …there that’s more to the point.

  11. Stephen & bogus senate scandal. Mulcair & Queerbec. Justin & Unicorns. Dizzy May & Gilles Deceit dead last.
    Canadian Politics.
    Yes we can!

  12. “You can add that amazing Pony quote to the list of stuff you’ll never see on the CBC.”
    I stand corrected….the story just showed up online.

  13. It would appear that some of the incidental fluff contained within Justin (don’t call him Justin) Trudopes head may have fallen out. The economy just needs a big hug, and crushing carbon taxes.

  14. “Hell. I always thought it was, “she shaved paradise”.”
    If you’re talking about Maggie Trudeau – definitely not.

  15. she shaved paradise ?
    from the old pictures I remember it was apparent that justins mum didn’t go for the razor products. more like something you could scrub a cast iron pot with . a brillo pad on legs . just threw up a bit in my own mouth . Keff what were you thinking.

  16. Can’t ya just feel the love ❤ radiating from Justin rainbow as he back stabs another liberal nominee??

  17. She said, “My breasts, they will always be open
    Baby, you can rest your weary head right on me
    And there will always be a space in my parking lot
    When you need a little coke and sympathy”

  18. Like Leisuresuit Larry at the singles bar on ladies night where the “ladies” drink for free and any old lame ass pickup line scores. They must really hate it when he adlibs
    Somewhere a page is overheard…
    “Mr Butts call your office”

  19. My Atlantic province sister will still be voting for him. She sees nothing about him or anything about the other candidates. All she knows is Harper’s gotta go. Why? Because he’s a dictator. I asked how is he a dictator? No response. She just knows he is.
    That’s what I see everywhere. I only hope they don’t bother to vote.

  20. Perfect. He gaffed again just after his scripted debate. This is the problem with Justine – he is totally not ready for anything much. Can you see this boy on a world stage? I will speak from my heart and tell you that you, Justine, are toast. Neither spending Quebec leaders will be in charge of my cheque book.

  21. I too see this attitude everywhere. Harper is a bully. Harper is a dictator. Harper is a big meanie. My sister-in-law came up with the gem that Harper is attempting to “Americanize” the country. When asked for an explanation, she was stuck for an answer but she did see it on TV …. CBC no doubt. An acquaintance of mine with firm conservative beliefs …. controlled spending and avoidance of debt, good work ethic, dislike of public service unions, dislike of out-of-control immigration policies, etc. is a genuine Harper-hater. He refers to the Prime Minister as a dictator and most recently revealed that Harper is going after the undecided voter. Something that Trudeau and Mulcair simply would not do.
    It’s no surprise that my friend gets his news exclusively via the CBC.

  22. Jeez, you guys are harsh.
    In a world where budgets balance themselves, why would you even doubt that fuzzy warm feelings are all you need to expand an economy?
    BTW, for those struggling with Sheldon Cooper Syndrome, that was indeed sarcasm!

  23. I think that the only way to describe a very significant portion of left leaning voters is indoctrinated. Not simply stupidly liberal, but indoctrinated in the same sense as a Jonestown adherent.
    You can put facts, evidence and reality based observations in front of those who have been indoctrinated by the Canadian media, and it will not matter a bit. They will still vent against Harper with neck vein bulging vigor.
    Its not just propaganda the LIV has been fed, the media has been very successful at draping the warm cloak (comfy fur) of intellectual and moral superiority around the shoulders of the LIV – without the LIV having to actually think.
    So when the average conservative minded person who has developed their ideology through reason, experience, history and moral consistency and clarity tries to explain how the LIV is invested in a false ideology that has no basis in reality, all the LIV knows is that you are trying to steal from them that very warm cloak the progressive media has given them (that they also are told they are very deserving of due to the fact that people who adopt this ideology are the only ones who can truly see the kings cloths)
    Its like an intellectual welfare cheque. The person who tries to take away your entitlement is your enemy. And the media then happily validates the narrative they began.

  24. Sing it out, There were green alligators and long necked geese, some humpty backed camels and a chimpanzee, some cats and rats and elephants but sure as you’re born, the loveliest of them all is a Trudeau spawn.
    I took a little creative license there

  25. “Trudeau promises to grow the economy “not from the top down, but from the heart outwards”
    What a crock! Governments don’t create prosperity, they TAX it.
    The best a government leader can promise, is to not Hobble the Economy with regulation and taxation.
    Trudeau is a liar, promising something it isn’t even in any government’s power to deliver.

  26. The Goodall ganges Hate Harper Hyperbole has been successful.My
    Sister from Ont. reflects the concocted scams that have been going on since the last election. Probably 70% of Ont/Que voters still believe Harper steered voters away with Robot Calls. Note that the Libs are hoisted on their own Petard when they contrived to have Harper and Wright “BRIBE” Duffy to influence other Senators. The Courts wont Buy it, and it could result in the Judge dropping all charges. The pity is that a large number of Canadians believe that balderdash. Common sense should have been enough to doom that Crap intrigue. No Prime Minister in history had the Greenies, Unions, Print & Tv Media,coerced tribal Chiefs, and Outsiders such as the United Nations, Left wing heavily financed Socialists,and numerous U.S.A.financed Canadian organizations stacked up against Him. It will take a miracle to beat Two obvious incompetents.

  27. This heart nonsense is pandering to the brain-dead vote by going heavy on the emotion. It’s revolting.
    If Kim Justin-il wants the economy to grow, he’ll have to get government and its coercive policies out of the way. There are no other options.
    I got a bit sick of the anti-Justin ads after about 20 views, but I’m sick of Justin’s ad after one or two. Government cannot help the economy, only hinder it!

  28. “I asked how is he a dictator? No response. She just knows he is. That’s what I see everywhere. I only hope they don’t bother to vote.”
    I’ve been out canvassing on behalf of my local Conservative candidate, and sadly I’m hearing the same message from too many people: Harper, too controlling, too dictatorial, a tyrant yada,yada.
    I simply remind them that we don’t vote for a Prime Minister, but rather a solid, knowledgeable local candidate who understands the needs and concerns of the constituency and that keeping their hard earned dollars in their own pockets is paramount. Better they use that money to make decisions regarding how their kids are raised than some bureaucrat in Ottawa.
    Please consider giving a few hours to your local candidate. It’s not hard and not even unpleasant to do a bit of door knocking – and this election is going to be won in the trenches.

  29. Can you really expect anything different from the guy who said in his closing remarks at the debate:
    “we are who we are and Canada is what it is”

  30. Oh, Justine is going to manage canada from his heart – how nice. Some nice blankets for victims of murders. Good idea. Anyone who plans to vote for him is not thinking about Canada. He is the king of useless verbal platitudes. PhilM has a great meangless quote. Chanellor Merkel and Obama will eat him for lunch. We need to worry more about Mulcair, as an NDP government in Canada will make us become Greece.

  31. Just remember folks: when oil prices continue to collapse, when new “green taxes” and freezes on infrastructure are implemented, when the Keystone and Energy East pipelines are axed; when your TFSA savings are suddenly taxed and all other taxes are raised; when a Carbon tax is added onto that to further suppress the economy; when you finally loose your job but still have to pay for “universal daycare” even though you’re now at home with a long stack of resumes to send out …
    remember that Justin really, really cares for you with all his heart.

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