“Once again, the global warming crowd is absolutely, 180 degrees wrong.”
20 Replies to “Y2Kyoto: I’ll Miss The Manatees”
Bring back Seal Cub Clubbing Club.
While we’re busy saving the high-libido manatees we should also rename them to the less sexist personatees. After all, environmentalism and political correctness seem to attract the same people.
Q. What do bears call bicyclists? A. Meals on wheels
There’s something bloody-minded about human beings. We have a propensity to believe the worst, and dismiss optimism as naïve and simple minded. Pessimism is a hallmark of the sophisticate.
And yet, on the whole, things have tended to improve. This isn’t a law of nature, but an empirical observation taken over the last few centuries. Thus you will generally do well betting against the Chicken Littles.
Follow the money. Oh. And tattoo the word “think” on the inside of your eyelids.
I agree. Activism sure beats working for a living in a failing economy. Every idiotic cause has a few champions willing to fund any idiotic cause. No shortage of causes or idiots.
I don’t care about the manatees, my entire life is spent worrying about the almost extinct polar bears.
I know they’re almost extinct because I haven’t seen a single one here in the Okanagan.Not ONE!
Aviator, brilliant! I meant “personatees”, of course!
My apologies to all who were offended.
Don, I’m waiting for Coke to start living up to their own hype, and do something about the polar bears…
I suspect that the Carbon Dioxide they pump into their drinks to carbonize them in North America rivals or exceeds the CO2 from the Oil Sands.
“Once again, the global warming crowd is absolutely, 180 degrees wrong.”
SEE!? It’s 180 degrees! The sky is falling! Faaaaaaaalliiiiiing!
Sorry, couldn’t help myself. Continue.
Heard of some incedences where some enviroemntal activists were acual clubing baby seals then filming or photographing itand using this to get the usial suckers to send them money to their radical group and i do think GREENPEACE was involved
Here in New Zealand the story headline reads “Record manatee count no cause for celebration” They blame “near perfect conditions for the count may have pushed the number higher” so they are probably not up at all.
Sea cows, eh? Now we know via ‘settled science’ that flatulence from land cows contributes to global warming. So we’re supposed to go vegan to reduce the number of cows. Now what happens when a sea cow farts underwater? Has there been a study? Does it warm the ocean or does the gas rise up into the atmosphere? Either way, seems like it would cause more global warming, so less Manatees would be a good thing. It’s sooo confusing.
HI Kate et al,
Has anyone else ever looked at a manatees and wondered how they might taste? It’s essentially a lazy water cow. I for one think they would be tender and might go well with red wine.
“near perfect conditions for the count “may” have pushed the number higher” CGH
Anytime the term “MAY” is used you must add the “MAY NOT”.
The idea that a 50% probability represents anything Scientific is ridicules. A Bag lady has a 50% chance to be right, even a mental midget has a 50% chance to be right
The author is a useless slime-ball who has said “NOTHING”
“180 degrees wrong” Celsius or Fahrenheit?
Kelvin.
Cheers
Speaking of Celsius or Fahrenheit, just watched a CNN show on Global warming “Morgan Spurlock” they were in a US park measuring temperature on the side of a Mountain (FALL)looking for ice pack
They put the probe down ~5′ and measured 39.4 Degrees and he commented that it was a long ways (scary) from freezing. Of course 32F is freezing and 39.4 Celsius would be nonsense. He is from WV and should know the temperature quadrant in coal mine depth. Fraud comes to mind.
Same way with the polarbears and back in texas few years ago the wildlife agents were accused of cheating to geta small bird listed as Endangered by going up a plane and counting trees then let us never forget the incedents in idaho and nevada where they placed linx hairs on rubbing posts
Bring back Seal Cub Clubbing Club.
While we’re busy saving the high-libido manatees we should also rename them to the less sexist personatees. After all, environmentalism and political correctness seem to attract the same people.
Q. What do bears call bicyclists? A. Meals on wheels
There’s something bloody-minded about human beings. We have a propensity to believe the worst, and dismiss optimism as naïve and simple minded. Pessimism is a hallmark of the sophisticate.
And yet, on the whole, things have tended to improve. This isn’t a law of nature, but an empirical observation taken over the last few centuries. Thus you will generally do well betting against the Chicken Littles.
Follow the money. Oh. And tattoo the word “think” on the inside of your eyelids.
I agree. Activism sure beats working for a living in a failing economy. Every idiotic cause has a few champions willing to fund any idiotic cause. No shortage of causes or idiots.
I don’t care about the manatees, my entire life is spent worrying about the almost extinct polar bears.
I know they’re almost extinct because I haven’t seen a single one here in the Okanagan.Not ONE!
Aviator, brilliant! I meant “personatees”, of course!
My apologies to all who were offended.
Don, I’m waiting for Coke to start living up to their own hype, and do something about the polar bears…
I suspect that the Carbon Dioxide they pump into their drinks to carbonize them in North America rivals or exceeds the CO2 from the Oil Sands.
“Once again, the global warming crowd is absolutely, 180 degrees wrong.”
SEE!? It’s 180 degrees! The sky is falling! Faaaaaaaalliiiiiing!
Sorry, couldn’t help myself. Continue.
Heard of some incedences where some enviroemntal activists were acual clubing baby seals then filming or photographing itand using this to get the usial suckers to send them money to their radical group and i do think GREENPEACE was involved
Here in New Zealand the story headline reads “Record manatee count no cause for celebration” They blame “near perfect conditions for the count may have pushed the number higher” so they are probably not up at all.
Sea cows, eh? Now we know via ‘settled science’ that flatulence from land cows contributes to global warming. So we’re supposed to go vegan to reduce the number of cows. Now what happens when a sea cow farts underwater? Has there been a study? Does it warm the ocean or does the gas rise up into the atmosphere? Either way, seems like it would cause more global warming, so less Manatees would be a good thing. It’s sooo confusing.
HI Kate et al,
Has anyone else ever looked at a manatees and wondered how they might taste? It’s essentially a lazy water cow. I for one think they would be tender and might go well with red wine.
“near perfect conditions for the count “may” have pushed the number higher” CGH
Anytime the term “MAY” is used you must add the “MAY NOT”.
The idea that a 50% probability represents anything Scientific is ridicules. A Bag lady has a 50% chance to be right, even a mental midget has a 50% chance to be right
The author is a useless slime-ball who has said “NOTHING”
“180 degrees wrong” Celsius or Fahrenheit?
Kelvin.
Cheers
Speaking of Celsius or Fahrenheit, just watched a CNN show on Global warming “Morgan Spurlock” they were in a US park measuring temperature on the side of a Mountain (FALL)looking for ice pack
They put the probe down ~5′ and measured 39.4 Degrees and he commented that it was a long ways (scary) from freezing. Of course 32F is freezing and 39.4 Celsius would be nonsense. He is from WV and should know the temperature quadrant in coal mine depth. Fraud comes to mind.
Same way with the polarbears and back in texas few years ago the wildlife agents were accused of cheating to geta small bird listed as Endangered by going up a plane and counting trees then let us never forget the incedents in idaho and nevada where they placed linx hairs on rubbing posts
Oh, the huge manatee!
Oh, the huge manatee!