Honey, I Finished The Internet

6 Replies to “Honey, I Finished The Internet”

1. The fact that the anti-masturbation codpiece could easily be mistaken for a door-handle sort of defeats the purpose, albeit in a roundabout way.

2. Not surprising the Rectal Dilators state: Manufactured in Chicago

3. Steampunk! So thats where they get thay stuff.

4. A hundred years from now they will probably laugh at what we consider state of the art now, along with our present theories on cause and cure. On the other hand, we seem to be hell bent on gaining 3rd world status with our green energy policies, that these displays could well become state of the art again.

5. I find it amusing that the rectal dilators are indicated for “nervousness”. Somehow I don’t think that would be helpful. Just looking at it kinda makes you want to clamp up.

6. Domestic enema machine??? I’ve been using mine as a whiskey flask and golf tee.