First, the honourable mentions.
“Are We There Yet?” – indiana homez
“The heir transparent” – neo
And the runaway winner….

Congratulations to Guffman who won it right out of the starting gate. Email me and we’ll talk about your book.
— Original May 7th post continues below. —
Yes we might.
Not Ready, but Getting Ready – New Liberal Ad Says Trudeau Is 'Getting Ready To Lead' (VIDEO) http://t.co/tXnfaGZZvN pic.twitter.com/Df0UKbq9km
— Kevin Sinclair (@unclemeat80) May 7, 2014
With this as your inspiration, enter YOUR Justin Trudeau slogan in the comments for the chance at a free book from the SDA Free Book Library. Contest closes midnight, Thursday.
Keep them short, pithy, and clean please.

I am the one we have been waiting for.
Not my father’s Liberal party.
Probably readier than Bashar al-Assad
Getting the country ready for Nepotism.
Better hair than Kim Jong-un
Syria and North Korea with beavers
Ready to Lead The Lucky Sperm Club
Justin for PM – more than just a chip off the ol’ block!
Could have been a contender
Justin for PM
Just kidding!
“Getting Ready to Lead”…with training wheels.
“Getting Ready to Lead”…with China’s endorsement.
Do you believe in my Destiny?
Justin Trudeau: Born to Lead
“Get Ready to Leave”
“Getting Ready to Lead,…Kind’a Sort’a”
Justin Trudeau,
Getting ready for his close-up,
Getting ready for Tiananmen part deux,
Getting ready to walk on water!
“Getting ready to lead”
It’s never too late to set a stretch target for yourself!
Getting ready to hair-do if not teach.
…another half-a-mill from publicly-funded speeches and I should be set to go.
Trudeau to Alberta.
Your oil has become Central Canada’s National resource.
As an ex acting part time teacher, I can assure you the Play has only begun. You will love my reign , its a fantasy Island love boat experience. Paid by Canadian tax payers.
Just think all things Islam soon to replace Canada.
Trudeau motto: You can never run out of tax payer money, just lack of immigrants.
Trudeau II – mind from mother, nothing from father (Oh, they both gave him the same thing!!)
To dream the impossible dream!
Trudeau:
Still a boy in a man’s world.
Getting ready to lead
Almost ready to think
Because Liberals are really on a roll with can’t-miss shoo-in PM candidates!
Born on third base, thinks he hit a triple.
I’m, like, totally ready to lead, dude!
Are We There Yet?
If You Admire China’s Basic Dictatorship: Vote for Justin Trudeau!
(you know, so I can do whatever I want)
Same old librano, different hair.
Vote for Justin Trudeau #Bow-Chicka-Wow-Wow
J.T. Brushing up his Mane
The Hair Apparent
Vote For Justin #When Do I Take My Shirt Off?
Check YOUR Privilege #Vote4Justin
Teaching Canadians the meaning of Irony
Last one…for now
Vote for Justin Trudeau
He Really Wants to Bang that Blond Chick from Holland
hell, vote for Homez; I’ll do it!
“JUSTIN for pot freedom – because budgets can take care of themselves”
Getting Ready for 1970’s Socialism Do Over
“Getting Ready To….Look! Squirrel!!
“My Shiny Little Pony” Hasbro’s newest toy for young Canadian LIV’s.
” Vote Justin. He know better.”
Dion, Ignatieff, Rae,
Turdeau….getting ready to lead.
No sarcasm required.
Or
Getting ready to……wait where was I?
Third time lucky!
Justine- Getting ready for his testicles to drop… Justine- Getting ready to say and do exactly whatever his radical handlers tell him to…Justine- Getting ready to do a somersault and light one of his farts on fire… Justine- Getting ready for a media tongue bath… Justine- Getting ready to substitute drama teach his way into the PMO… Justine- Getting ready to admire Chinas basic dictatorship… Justine- Getting ready to lisp and blather… Justine- Getting ready to act his way out of a wet paper bag… Justine- Getting ready to be told what to think… Justine- Getting ready to use his one brain cell… Justine- Getting ready to change the name of the country to “Big gay Pierre”… Justine- Getting ready to pretend he can lead… Justine- Getting ready to cough up a hair ball… Justine- Getting ready for the wind to blow through his empty head… Justine- Getting ready to lie cheat and throw a frizbee… Justine- Getting ready to put the Dip in Dipshit…
Getting ready to abort.
Getting ready to fail.
Getting ready to inhale.
Getting ready to D-R-A-M-A!!!
Getting ready to blow-dry.
Getting ready to change my butt-plug.
Revised;
“Justin in 2015. He know good.”
Getting ready for NEP take 2.
Getting ready to bleed.
“Justin was born to lead. Canadians were born to follow. Vote Trudeau.”
I’m ready to lead! Anybody got a map?
”Getting Ready to Leave.”
(more appropriate.)
Getting ready to lead, lie, loot and languor.
“Now that I’ve learned how to tie my shoelaces, I’m ready to lead!”
Giddy-up and go for Canada! Vote Justin