Oh, Shiny Pony! Slogan Contest – Winners Announced

First, the honourable mentions.
“Are We There Yet?” – indiana homez
“The heir transparent” – neo
And the runaway winner….
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Congratulations to Guffman who won it right out of the starting gate. Email me and we’ll talk about your book.
— Original May 7th post continues below. —
Yes we might.


With this as your inspiration, enter YOUR Justin Trudeau slogan in the comments for the chance at a free book from the SDA Free Book Library. Contest closes midnight, Thursday.
Keep them short, pithy, and clean please.

177 Replies to “Oh, Shiny Pony! Slogan Contest – Winners Announced”

  1. Probably readier than Bashar al-Assad
    Getting the country ready for Nepotism.
    Better hair than Kim Jong-un
    Syria and North Korea with beavers

  2. Justin Trudeau,
    Getting ready for his close-up,
    Getting ready for Tiananmen part deux,
    Getting ready to walk on water!

  3. “Getting ready to lead”
    It’s never too late to set a stretch target for yourself!

  4. …another half-a-mill from publicly-funded speeches and I should be set to go.

  5. Trudeau to Alberta.
    Your oil has become Central Canada’s National resource.
    As an ex acting part time teacher, I can assure you the Play has only begun. You will love my reign , its a fantasy Island love boat experience. Paid by Canadian tax payers.
    Just think all things Islam soon to replace Canada.
    Trudeau motto: You can never run out of tax payer money, just lack of immigrants.

  6. Trudeau II – mind from mother, nothing from father (Oh, they both gave him the same thing!!)

  7. Because Liberals are really on a roll with can’t-miss shoo-in PM candidates!

  8. If You Admire China’s Basic Dictatorship: Vote for Justin Trudeau!
    (you know, so I can do whatever I want)

  9. Check YOUR Privilege #Vote4Justin
    Teaching Canadians the meaning of Irony

  10. Last one…for now
    Vote for Justin Trudeau
    He Really Wants to Bang that Blond Chick from Holland
    hell, vote for Homez; I’ll do it!

  11. “JUSTIN for pot freedom – because budgets can take care of themselves”

  12. “My Shiny Little Pony” Hasbro’s newest toy for young Canadian LIV’s.

  13. Dion, Ignatieff, Rae,
    Turdeau….getting ready to lead.
    No sarcasm required.
    Or
    Getting ready to……wait where was I?

  14. Justine- Getting ready for his testicles to drop… Justine- Getting ready to say and do exactly whatever his radical handlers tell him to…Justine- Getting ready to do a somersault and light one of his farts on fire… Justine- Getting ready for a media tongue bath… Justine- Getting ready to substitute drama teach his way into the PMO… Justine- Getting ready to admire Chinas basic dictatorship… Justine- Getting ready to lisp and blather… Justine- Getting ready to act his way out of a wet paper bag… Justine- Getting ready to be told what to think… Justine- Getting ready to use his one brain cell… Justine- Getting ready to change the name of the country to “Big gay Pierre”… Justine- Getting ready to pretend he can lead… Justine- Getting ready to cough up a hair ball… Justine- Getting ready for the wind to blow through his empty head… Justine- Getting ready to lie cheat and throw a frizbee… Justine- Getting ready to put the Dip in Dipshit…

  15. Getting ready to abort.
    Getting ready to fail.
    Getting ready to inhale.
    Getting ready to D-R-A-M-A!!!
    Getting ready to blow-dry.
    Getting ready to change my butt-plug.

  16. “Justin was born to lead. Canadians were born to follow. Vote Trudeau.”

  17. “Now that I’ve learned how to tie my shoelaces, I’m ready to lead!”

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