Oh, Shiny Pony! Slogan Contest – Winners Announced

First, the honourable mentions.
“Are We There Yet?” – indiana homez
“The heir transparent” – neo
And the runaway winner….
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Congratulations to Guffman who won it right out of the starting gate. Email me and we’ll talk about your book.
— Original May 7th post continues below. —
Yes we might.


With this as your inspiration, enter YOUR Justin Trudeau slogan in the comments for the chance at a free book from the SDA Free Book Library. Contest closes midnight, Thursday.
Keep them short, pithy, and clean please.

177 Replies to “Oh, Shiny Pony! Slogan Contest – Winners Announced”

  1. I thought I’d grab the obvious slogan, a truthful construct of the one they chose –
    “Getting ready to rob” or
    “going steady with greed” or
    “getting ready for weed”
    Sorry, early, no coffee yet.

  2. Still looking for a spine (a brain, a pair of balls, other anatomical part at the discretion of the next opinion survey)

  3. “Getting ready to lead….don’t rush him.”
    “Garden path this way”
    Gimme a few hours…I’m sure there are more…

  4. Following Obama’s Lead
    It’s JustInTime
    I can do for Canada what Mcguinty/Wynne did for Ontario.
    To the precipice I lead.

  5. Getting ready to lead . . . just as soon as I finish combing my hair and grooming my pirate Van Dyke.

  6. Born to lead. (It’s not like he has an extensive skill set for anything else.)
    A born manager. Hair like this doesn’t just happen.
    The man for Ontario and Quebec and the lesser places.

  7. “Justin – just about prepared!” (just about ready, just about up to it, etc.)
    I was going to say “Justin – just about the money”, but thought that was too crass.

  8. Trudeau – for leadership that is unproven, un vetted and unconnected from reality

  9. Getting ready to rinse, lather, repeat.
    Getting ready to have Quebec dictate to the country, because it worked so well last time.
    Justin time for more! (Taxes and debt, that is)

  10. Justin’s Society, not the serious white guy
    or
    Justin’s Society, he can be your Yoko Ono

  11. “Drama, thy teacher is Justin”
    “Possibly more than a last name”
    “Bringing back the 70’s baby!”

  12. Powder, Hairspray, Lights, Camera, Shazzam, Leadership!
    Will he change the song to
    O Kumbaya,
    Commune de nos ayeux,
    Velfaire, inmigration, sans oppresionisme blanc!

  13. “Almost Ready To Lead”
    “Any Day Now He’ll Be Ready To Lead”
    “As Ready To Lead As He’ll Ever Be … Sadly”

  14. Getting a ziplock for weed
    Getting ready to avalanche ski the economy
    Can’t find his sock.
    Has papers.
    Willing to learn on the job
    Getting ready for his first job and he’s 43.

  15. Justin Trudeau: Almost an intelligent guy.
    Justin Trudeau: Getting ready to work.
    Justin Trudeau: Almost a hard worker.
    Justin Trudeau: Getting ready to make an effort to try and do something useful.

  16. Justin Trudeau: Don’t Laugh, He’s Still in the Cocoon Stage
    Getting Ready to Lead Means Really, Really Good Hair, and That Takes Some Time
    Getting Ready to Lead, But First Let Me Have a Toke
    Getting Ready to Lead, But First Let Me Take a Few Really Cool Selfies
    Getting Ready to Lead By Hashtag
    Getting Ready to Bankrupt the Country
    Getting Ready to Impoverish the Middle Class
    Getting Ready to Work on Getting Rid of That Lisp

  17. Getting batteries for his GPS.
    Getting heady no see.
    Getting heady with greed.
    Got drunk he’ll plead, like his mom.
    Is totally unqualified.
    Getting Freddie to highlight his hair.
    Can be a substitute drama teacher again if this doesn’t pan out.
    Calls “Freddie No Seeds”

  18. Justin Trudeau: Getting Ready to Achieve the Ultimate Dream – a Selfie With Obama

  19. Leading the lemmings over the cliff.
    Time to get the lead out.
    Leading with a ding-a-ling.

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