First, the runners-up.
– Brenda in BC
SHINY PONY: First thing we gotta do when I am PM is round up Ezra Levant and send him to re-education camp. I’m thinking of also forcing him to go vegan and take yoga classes! Some manscaping may also be in order.
SUZUKI: Hahahahahahaha! That gets my vote!
– Rufusrastasjohnsonbrown
“Gotta help me out here Dave,it was OK when Elizabeth May was a groupie, but now she wants to be a bodyguard.”
– Bestman
So I sez to the orphanage, “Why should I take your lousy $10,000 for a speech when I can get $20,000 from the homeless shelter down the street?”
And the winner…
. . . and then I told them that we needed a carbon tax, get this…
‘to get Keystone XL approved.’
Send me an email and we’ll get you set up with a book, Mr. Stricker.
(original post edited for results)
Suzuki: So then I told the media that Science must be free of political interference.
“Yes, and when I’m elected Prime Minister, you can be my enviro minister and then you can have ten … just count ’em … ten good looking bodyguards for your entourage!!
simon
“There are 10 kinds of people, those who understand binary, and those who don’t. Funny, I never did get that joke.”
…and OMG, then Chief Inspector Dreyfus is like…..
“Yeah, mine hurt like hell, too. Now I always use vaseline.”
“..and they don’t know that I haven’t a clue, just like you!!”
“Isn’t it amazing how people take the $#*& we say seriously?”
And, your going to mount me how?
SHINY PONY: First thing we gotta do when I am PM is round up Ezra Levant and send him to re-education camp. I’m thinking of also forcing him to go vegan and take yoga classes! Some manscaping may also be in order.
SUZUKI: Hahahahahahaha! That gets my vote!
I grabbed Sophie’s head like this and told her,” If it helps,pretend I’m Suzuki”.
“And then Uncle Fidel told Dad that I would be PM one day! Uncle Fidel is a great man, running a great country, and I will be like him soon!”
Our new slogan:
Vote Liberal and get a 10 finger discount!
So I told her Suzuki’s bodyguards are okay with it.
One little ole Carbon Tax and we’ll never run out of Other People’s Money!
Dude, we can say and do whatever we want. We got the media in the bag dude.
Yeah man, Hey when you move in the President’s mansion will you make me a senator?
Dude that’s an awesome idea, then you can live your whole life sucking money from those tax paying suckers.
Yeah man, cool. I love you man.
I know dude, everyone does.
JT:My Brother has a woody on this big for Fidel; he wrote in the Globe and Mail
DS:And I have a woody on for Cuban farms. I put it on CBC
JT: And my family made all our money selling service stations to Imperial Oil
DS: Im working on a deal with Kootenay Oil Distributors right now, oil is green if it looks like money
JT:I want to live at 10 Sussex Drive again
DS: what with the memories of the Stones and all?
JT: Stoned? no not till later in Cabinet
Fly guy meets fly guy
Trudeau shows Suzuki that he has nothing up his sleeves as he makes the savings of millions of Canadians disappear!
DR FRUIT FLY: F..k man, can you believe how stupid Canadians are?
SPAWN OF SATAN: Oh dude, it’s all thanks to your employer, the CBC, I love em.
DR FRUIT FLY: Can you believe that idiot Harper has a majority and hasn’t shut it down?
SPAWN OF SATAN: Unreal dude, I guess only those of us on the left know how to use a
majority. Pass the joint.
Trudeau uses all his fingers and toes to explain his Carbon Tax while Suzuki breaks into laughter when he notices the cloven hoof.
“Those college girls are hot, aren’t they”
JT: And then the Star reporter says to me, “It’s okay, Justin. We don’t care who your pusher is just like we don’t care who owns Kootenay Oil!”
“And then I said we need a carbon tax because we are killing mother earth”
Neither one knows what the other’s talking about (or who he is) but a photo op is a photo op.
And then I said I care about the middle class-and they ate it up.
Gotta help me out here Dave,it was OK when Elizabeth May was a groupie,but now she wants to be a bodyguard.
So, I’m at the Alouettes game with Bernie Farber.
After the ball is snapped he gets up and yells, “Get that quarter back!”
halfway through it I lost my nerve.. No way it was gonna come out!
So I put both my hands on the back of George strombo’s head like this and guided him to my crotch like you said and he did it just like that. Your the man suzuk’s!
So I grabbed my moms boobs like this and said breast is best mommy!!
Oh Justin, with your DNA you’re going to make a great prime minister …..
So anyway, I’m up against a sarcastic dipper with a beard and a control freak who’s out of control, oh yeah, then there’s the Bloc …
amd Liz, don’t forget Liz …
aah, she’s just some green whack job
So I heard you say the earth is overpopulated and we humans were maggots. Then I saw some maggots and I stepped on them…..Can you pass me the lighter.
What? You paid for the survey that said Canadians trusted you? I thought I was the only one who could get away with that?
Canadians from all walks of life are looking forward to Ezra Levant’s “Best of 2013” YouTube montage.
Get this, they think I’m a Shiny Pony and you’re a scientist.
So, like, do you remember the last time I was on the West Coast, at, like one of you houses, (which number is that again?)…like, we had just finished that big fattie and like that fruitfly, you remember, the one that had those cojones that were THIS BIG,…just like my dad…
JT: “When I’m PM I’m going to pass NEP part deux and shove it done those western throats just like my old man did”.
“Ezra will never find us in here!
*can’t believe it wasn’t already suggested.
“And that summarizes the Liberal party’s ethics policy.”
Sun News has the photo up on their facebook page and have a caption contest also.
Their contest was started 6 hours ago. It doesn’t matter to me much,but I think SDA scooped them,yahoo.
DS: “You’re going to be prime minister when?”
JT: “Read my lips no new carbon taxes.”
J.T.: Oneth I’m King, err Prime Minithter, we’ll hit Alberta and the oilpatch with a carbon taxth. And Ezra Levant can kith my royal ath.
Suzuki: HAHAHAHAHA! errr, I’m laughing ’cause you’re an evil genius, not because you lithp, umm…lisp.
Haha Suezuki, I’ve got 10 times as many fruit flies as you.
Justin coaching Suzuki sucking up CO2 from the air in preparation for the next Individual Carbon Footprint Reduction Olympiad.
Trudeau…So Jagger got up on my Mom like this….
Suzuki….BWAHHH! I love the Rolling Stones!
So after their 15th bong Justin says to David, “Hey man did you know that Harper thinks the world is a big ball going ’round the sun”.
Millionaire 1: So my economic policy will be simply “doing economics differently”
Millionaire 2: Ha Ha, I think that will work
Millionaire 1: I know
JT: David, please continue propagandizing the masses with your climate change preaching, and I’ll get down to business hurting energy producers by implementing a carbon tax…
Suzuki: And together we’ll laugh all the way to the bank! Hahahahaha! You’ve caught on quickly, Jr.
I had a bag of pot this big, I told the cops I’m smoking it to save the planet, and they bought it.