Is There Nothing That Obama Can’t Do?

CBS:

The website launched on a Tuesday. Publicly, the government said there were 4.7 million unique visits in the first 24 hours. But at a meeting Wednesday morning, the war room notes say “six enrollments have occurred so far.”

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CBS news story here.

16 Replies to “Is There Nothing That Obama Can’t Do?”

  1. Democrats on defending their indefensible mess, “Look what those evil Republicans made us do”.

  2. What do you expect when you get the same company that created the Librano scheme to transfer money to the Lieberal party from the worlds most expensive database project. Turnaround times at the firearms registry were measured in years and, given the 500-1000x cost over-run that the firearms registry experienced, I suspect that the final Obozocare signup will occur sometime in the year 2330 (that’s assuming that CGI has learned nothing from the firearms registry).
    Of course, that’s just measuring programming productivity which doesn’t seem to be a high priority with this company and I suspect that they use illiterate bushmen who have never seen a computer as their dirt cheap contract programmers. However, if one measures efficiency in the theft of government funds, they are superb in this particular aspect of their area of operations. The only question I have is if CGI transferred close to $2 billion to the Librano’s in Canada during the creation of the firearms database, why did they stoop so low as to transfer a mere $600 million in the US? Perhaps this was just the first installment and the Obozo campaign will be enriched by $20 billion in the “fixup” of the failed Obozocare website.

  3. ACA- the obumblechuck signature failure, this will give a black eye to any future black potential POTUS candidate
    is my post racist?????

  4. Ah but you see that is only affordable health care ‘coverage’ – they have never once said that you will actually be provided with health care…………..

  5. 6 / 4,700,000 = 0.000001276595744680851 or
    0.0001276595744680851 % percent success rate
    Or stated correctly a 99.99999872340426 % percent failure rate!
    There you have it the “WE DON’T CARE” Plan all brought to you by the ‘Obama-Nation(tm)’.
    Failure the new normal…
    Cheers
    Hans Rupprecht, Commander in Chief
    1st Saint Nicolaas Army
    Army Group “True North”

  6. What is CBS’s problem?
    By government standards this is a success.
    We are here to help you, we are from the government.

  7. In World War II, FDR brought together the men who made things in America, dollar-a-year industrialists who swiftly took charge and met his immediate demand for 50,000 planes and 1,600 ships.
    They built the most awesome military machine the world had ever seen, arming 12 million Americans, Russia and England as well, and smashing two mighty empires on opposite sides of the world.
    And these men did it in about as long a time as it took Barack Obama’s regime, captained by Kathleen Sebelius, to flunk a test to create a website. There is something deeply wrong with our republic.
    Patrick J. Buchanan

  8. “They built the most awesome military machine the world had ever seen, arming 12 million Americans, Russia and England as well, and smashing two mighty empires on opposite sides of the world.”
    ~Patrick Buchanan
    “you didn’t build that. Somebody else made that happen.”
    ~Barack Obama
    User testimony that I’ve been reading online suggests that in all likelihood those first 6 people counted as signed up probably didn’t sign up.
    The site was set up to force people to register before they could browse policy options.
    Simply registering to browse without selecting any policy was taken by the Healthcare.gov website as a signup.

  9. Anyone else notice the Obama administration and some world leaders act and look like characters in a Roger Rabbit/ Warner Bros cartoon movie.
    Each day I wake up and see cartoon material, it keeps me laughing instead of loosing my cool.
    Cartoon characters:
    Obama- Poor Black Boy moving real slow across the screen stuttering about not knowing anything.
    “Youse needs to help me get this teleprompter started.”
    “That thar is gonna get all yall in lots of troubles.”
    “Oh my daddy wouldnat done it that a way.”
    Stuttering, “I didn’t, didn’t do nothing, I didn’t, didn’t know, know nuthing, youns gonna get me in lots of troubles with da voters.”
    “I didn’t know nuthing until I reads it on the internet, or sees it on da news channels or youns tells me at a news conference.”
    “NSA been a spying on me, they dont tell me nutthing..”
    Mighty Mouse Speeches:
    “IF YOUSE RUSSIANS POINT YOUR MISSILES AT USNS WE GONNA POINT OUR FINGERS BACK AT YOUENS..”
    “I CAN SEE SCALAR PALINS PLATFORM FROM THE ROSE GARDEN.”
    “THEM THAR DAMN TEA PARTYERS GONNA DESTROY THIS COUNTRY!”
    Obamacare:
    “That there Afforady Healthy Care computer machine is just all screwed up.”
    “Them thar Canadians screwed us out of about two billions dollars.”
    “Younse goanna get me in LOTS trouble with the voters, If I blames anyone I blames them.”

    Doesn’t Joe Biden remind you of Elmer Fudd? No offense to Elmer.
    “Take your long gun double barell shot gun, shot gun and shoot it into the air around your house,
    gonna scare all them thar rabbits trying to break into your houses.”
    “Boy! This hear Affordable Health Care Act is a really a big F-cking Deal,
    big F-cking Deal!”
    More later,

  10. Government managment now at it’s finest, better than the War on Drugs or War on Poverty.
    There is no “recovery” for America’s illness.

  11. Shawn;
    The last of our WW II vets are passing each day. I stopped in Nanton last month and visited the WW II Air Museum. To state it was a humbling experience does not do justice to the experience. I bring this up as the world was real back then. Today our world is dominated by a genre of leadership who simply do not come near to making the grade.

  12. In IT there are three levels of Project Failure in escalating level of failure order:
    Partial failure
    Monumental Failure
    Government IT project
    Obamacare will be the failure to witch all other failed IT projects will be measured.

  13. Of 4.7 million unique viewers of the new ObamaCare website only 6 of them actually purchased health care policies…the rest were racists…..

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