Marketing Campaigns Of The Apocalypse

13 Replies to “Marketing Campaigns Of The Apocalypse”

1. The saints were blessed with thousands of fingers and toes. Christ had countless appendages and enough blood to float Noah’s Ark.

2. I have some of John’s fingernail clippings.
   Will sacrifice and let them go for just $10K.
   Send funds (small bills only please) to . . .

3. just how stupid are people???

4. That dentist from ‘Alberta, Canada’, resides in Red Deer.
   Wondered why my xray was so expensive…

5. This somehow expalins the medieval preoccupation with religious relics…..
   Perhaps it was Martin Luther who observed that there was sufficient wood from “the true cross” curculating in Europe to build a ship…
   I prefer to collect various things…usually money…

6. A comment I heard about this story recently, is that the owner now has a sample of Lennon’s DNA, which might have some value to someone, sometime.

7. I am now convinced that Bill is a real journalist. With so much going on in this world, it’s comforting to know an authentic hard-hitting journalist slaves away to bring us the information we need to have.

8. Dang, all I ever got from my teeth was a dime (after I left it under my pillow). I should have kept all the ones that the tooth fairy took and cashed them in myself (without DNA testing of course).

9. Imagine there’s no couth
   It’s easy if you try
   No decency to bind us
   Only I..I..I
   Imagine…..yadda,yadda…OOOOhhh hooooo…..

10. Give teeth a chance.

11. This is giving me ideas.

12. Well…it does follow the three R’s of the environment…
    http://www.factmonster.com/ipka/A0775891.html

13. “in my life, my lung’s worth more…”