11 Replies to “Obama’s New America”

  1. Well kids, people prospered magnificently in an evil Capitalistic society until they were protected by clear thinking Progressives who saved Gaia by making it illegal to use abundant and affordable energy. Throw another log on the fire there Endippy. What’s that? We’re over our log quota? Cuddle up boys, it’s worth it to be green! … Hey, quit hogging the pelts!

  2. And remember when you’re burning those logs,don’t cut them from LIVING trees,as to do so is sacrilege!
    It’s gonna be tough finding our own sources of non-animal skins to cover our nakedness,birchbark maybe?

  3. Hemp can be made into clothing.
    That’s if the hippies haven’t smoked it all and it’s on the endangered species list in the future.

  4. “Well kids, there were allot of useless people around at that time called Liberals, leftists, and gays. The people called Islam took away most of them before the war, and after that the other few just dried up and disappeared like magic”.

  5. “Well, Cletus, as I recollect, this silver-tongued community organizer rides up on his teleprompter- you know what that is, a teleprompter? it’s kinda like a smarten-upper….but it’s very, very dangerous in the hands of imposters and fakers. Only real Americans should ever have been entrusted to the marvelous device!
    But the masses were enthralled, and drank the sweet nectar, too late realizing it was a putrid false elixer- red Bull!
    If only we had a teleprompter registry!”

  6. today NPR – on the world’s 7 billionth person – quote some eco-idiot that the ideal population would be 500 million. Yea, but are there enough caves for that many people????

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