“Things were even worse abroad.”

North Korea continued to show why it is known as “the international equivalent of Charlie Sheen.” The entire nation of Greece went into foreclosure and had to move out; it is now living with relatives in Bulgaria. Iran continued to develop nuclear weapons, all the while insisting that they would be used only for peaceful scientific research, such as — to quote President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad — “seeing what happens when you drop one on Israel.”

Read on – Dave Barry’s Year In Review.
h/t Lev

9 Replies to ““Things were even worse abroad.””

  1. Zingers aplenty….”Avatar a futuristic epic about humans who travel to an alien planet to mine a precious mineral that they believe will give them the power to emit believable dialogue. This being a James Cameron movie, they fail.”

  2. If Dave Barry is sick of Obama and the DemonRats, there’s not change in the wind, there’s revolution in a hurricane!

  3. The sad bit is thata absurd humourist article seems to convey more actual pithy infomration than actually reading the news.
    Loved the “Oil well is plugged, in depth articles follow for 45min until Lindsay Lohan is let out of rehab.”

  4. That’s funny right there I don’t care who ya are!
    Damn I needed that after the year I’ve had.

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