Is There Nothing That The Teleprompter Can’t Do?

Heh!

I don’t think I’m breaking any confidences here by saying that things are a bit tense around here. Ever since the White House announced that Big Boy was going to do another prime time presser next week, people have been waiting for the backlash. Sure, we could’ve done it during the day, but then we wouldn’t get any attention. We couldn’t do it on Thursday night, because that would cut into our watching the NCAA tourney. So instead we cut into “American Idol.” If you ask me that sucks … me needs what only Ryan Seacrest can bring.

This also marks the first time a blogspot site has been linked by Drudge…. developing…
Flashback! (h/t JackM)

23 Replies to “Is There Nothing That The Teleprompter Can’t Do?”

  1. Hmmmmmmmm maybe their is room for other blogs of this nature.
    “Warren’s toilet seat speaks”
    “Iggy’s Passport talks”

  2. Sorry, to admit you’re only my second favorite on line news source behind Drudge yet ahead of MM who is also spectacular. So, I read Drudge’s link first thing this morning as usual and was delighted. I believe Ace, however, coined “Teleprompter Jesus” way ahead of this groundswell of bemused observation and satire. The trick now is to lose the “BO” moniker that rolled off my tongue as well as my fingers so easily for the much funnier and jolting “TJ.”

  3. In the 2006 federal election, the Liberals were finished once people started to laugh at them (remember the general reaction and mock videos in response to their “guns in the street” ad?). “They” are starting to laugh at the One now – he can’t recover (at least not with anyone except the obamabots).

  4. “Do you realize what that means? Obama is not smart enough to SEE WHAT THE WORDS ARE before spewing them forth. That means the TELEPROMPTER IS PRESIDENT.”
    Does that mean the teleprompter thanked itself, or it thanked BO, or BO thanked the teleprompter?
    I’m so confused.

  5. I am not worthy to occupy the same virtual reality as the magnificent Iowahawk.  We need a Canadian equivalent (Chuckercanuck’s trying hard, but he just isn’t the same…)
    Garth

  6. It doesn’t matter, American Idol is a boat race. Adam Lambert is going to win, it’s like a man amongst boys this year. I don’t really like rock but man can that guy sing.
    Go Duke Go!

  7. Ha, I commented before I went to Drudge. I picked Duke to win in my pool(wishful thinking).
    GO DUKE GO

  8. Wow – that YouTube showing Obama without a teleprompter. Incredible. He cannot think. Cannot think. Cannot think.
    What is also quite something is the number of sites of criticism that are appearing on the internet. And, the growing criticism of Obama in the regular MSM – even CNN. And in newspaper columns.
    Obama, as a pathological narcissist, can’t handle criticism. What’s he going to do?
    He’s got his triad of misinform, manipulate and accuse others of Bias. He and his minions will do that. But he’s never been in a position that is so open to analysis and criticism. He’s never been in any position, ever, of responsibility. As Charles Krauthammer said, Obama has never even managed a candy shop.
    Obama has always set himself up in positions of aloof authority without responsibility. Whether as president of the Harvard Law review where he did nothing, as Community Organizer where he simply ‘motivated’ people to feel victimized; or in the Senate where he merely pressed the ‘present’ button.
    So, how will he react? Misinform, manipulate, accuse people of bias.
    Then, he’ll try to ignore criticism. He simply won’t accept it. He’ll say, more and more, that anyone who rejects his plans is ‘UnAmerican’ (that’s part of the ‘bias’ strategy).
    Then, he’ll need to, more and more, go to populist domains. He’ll need to go to sites where he speaks to handpicked, slavering, drooling audiences. He’ll need this more frequently as criticism increases.
    Then, he’ll try to divide Americans into those who support him completely (patriots) vs those who criticize him (unAmerican, unpatriotic)..and pit each side against the other.
    And, he’ll bring up ‘racism’; he’ll bring up his being ‘victimized’. Obamam didn’t attend the Rev. Wright’s anti-American, victimized sermons for over 20 years for nothing.

  9. Tel’O’PrOmpter explained.
    It gets wOrser: TOTUS says, “I’ll take the responsibilities”.
    …-
    Commenter Gaffe Prices:
    “I realize the whole class warfare angle President teleprompter is working so opportunistically, and with such as frenzy. But the fact that Chris Dodd’s Dodd amendment defers the Dodd under the bus right now, but how is it that Teleprompter guy gets to critcize the Bill he signed, and is teleprompter every bit as culpable as Dodd? And by signing the bill, he is as culpable in a way analagous to inserting the amendment himself, because he (teleprompter) validated the amendment by not vetoing the bill?
    Curiously yours”
    http://pajamasmedia.com/richardfernandez/2009/03/19/who-sent-you/#comments

  10. It would be so cool when he gives one of his righteous indignation condemnations of whatever, if a journalist asked, Yeh but what does the teleprompter think?

  11. “but how is it that Teleprompter guy gets to critcize the Bill he signed, and is teleprompter every bit as culpable as Dodd?”
    Maz2
    I think the answer might be “I didn’t have a choice, or I didn’t actually read the bill”. Why not, it works in Canada for the Liberals.

  12. ET, Didnt you see Obama last night…essentially saying Its Hard….he looks frustrated, ALREADY…
    I think he is learning a very difficult lesson.
    ET, your cmment about always being in poisitons of authority that dont take responsibility (ie figurheads) yes that would explain a few things.
    He wants to be Head of State, not Head of government. president is both.

  13. There is nothing TOTUS can’t do.
    Blogger is in d”OO”d”OO” with TOTUS.
    TOTUS sees all, hears all, is all TOTUS, everywhere, at all times.
    TOTUS’s extremities reach everywhere.
    HAL says George, Orwell that is, was right on the mark.
    …-
    “BREAKING EXCLUSIVE: blogger from JAGHUNTER has visit from secret service for recent blog post
    personal phone call | 03/19/2009 | RaceBannon
    Blogger Walt Fitzpatrick, known as The Jaghunter, was visited by SECRET SERVICE for levying a threat against President Barak Obama based on his most recent column found here: http://jaghunters.blogspot.com/
    http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2210202/posts

  14. The only way Adam Lambert is going to win American Idol after that weird Middle-Eastern gay version of Ring of Fire by Johnny Cash he did is to do an Elvis Presley, because it is amazing how he looks like him.
    And yes, the Emperor Obama really has no clothes.

  15. I can’t be the first person to point this out, but there was a fairly unfunny, albeit Vince Vaugn having, Will Farell movie out a while ago, in which the W.F. character is an egomaniacal but functionally retarded ’70s Newsanchor whose career is ruined when an enemy learns that he’ll read Literally Anything off the Teleprompter.
    Seems relevant, somehow, esp. since Will thinks George Bush is such a nitwit.

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