DON’T WORRY ABOUT IRAN, THEY’RE COMPLETELY MODERATE

This is hilarious;

AND KILL THAT TV PROGRAM ALL MY CHILDREN BECAUSE I HATE ALL THE CHARACTERS BECAUSE NONE OF THEM ARE MUSLIMS, AND KILL ALL THE BLACKS BECAUSE I DON’T REALLY UNDERSTAND THEIR MUSIC, AND KILL ALL THE CHINESE BECAUSE I JUST HEARD THAT THEY ARE BUDDHISTS, AND I DON’T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, BUT THEY’RE NOT MUSLIMS, SO KILL THEM, AND KILL ALL THE HINDUS, BECAUSE THEIR FOOD TASTES WAY BETTER THAN IRANIAN FOOD AND ITS HUMILIATING, AND KILL THAT GREASY LITTLE DWEEB NASRALLAH, BECAUSE WE GAVE HIM ALL THAT MONEY AND HE LOST 1/3 OF HIS HEZBLLAH ARMY IN 3 WEEKS JUST SHOOTING FIRECRACKERS AT ISRAEL, AND HE CAN’T EVEN START A CIVIL WAR IN LEBANON, AND MY GRANDMOTHER COULD START A CIVIL WAR IN LEBANON…

That’s just part of it. At the moment, the only thing standing between commentor “DemocracyRules” and eternal internet fame is a broken caps lock.

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…..AND KILL RICK MERCER’S AFGHANI PUBLICITY TROLLING, AND KILL HIS CORNY STYLE OF SARCASM BECAUSE WE DO ACTUALLY GET IT AND IT’S STUPID ANYWAY, AND KILL CBC FOR OVER-PAYING HIM, AND KILL THE BRAIN-DEAD CBC GROUPIES WHO MIMIC HIS INFIDEL RANTS, AND KILL THE CBC WRITERS WHO THINK LIKE HIM, AND KILL THAT SHOW THEY MADE; “LITTLE MOSQUE ON THE PRAIRIE” BECAUSE IT MOCKS THE SANCTITY OF ISLAM, AND KILL ALL ITS CHARACTERS BECAUSE THEY SUCK IN ALLAH’S SIGHT, AND KILL THE RATINGS FOR THE SHOW, AND KILL…..
Hey this internet jihadi fanatic mantra stuff is cool, you can slag a lot of media infidels shouting at the top of your lungs. Otta try it Kate 😉

Hilarious!!!

Democracyrules ;
AMAZING WHAT CAN BE SAID WITH THE CAPLOCKS ON!
Every third sunday of each month should be a CAPS LOCK ON DAY for profound postings!

It’s funny because, largely, it’s the truth.
I remember reading an article about belly dancing parlours opening up all over Palestinian occupied areas. The then newly appointed (Hamas) minister of culture commented, “BELLY DANCING! It’s going to make people want to KILL somebody.”

…WHATREALLYGETSMYATTENTIONISRUNONSENTENCESANDLOTSOF REPETITIVETYPEWORDINGYOUKNOW.

EXCELLENT

These people would rather kill than eat.

An old joke about the Arab outlook on the world (Yeah, I know Iranians are Persians, not Arabs but it fits):
An arab is strolling in the sand and feels a buried object with his foot. He picks it up, discovers it is an old lamp, and begins to polish it.
Suddenly, in a puff of smoke, a genie appears and says “Thank you master, for freeing me from the lamp. In gratitude, I grant you ONE wish. Riches, women, palaces, you may wish for anything you desire, and it shall be yours.”
The arab thinks for a moment, and then says “My neighbour has a goat that is better than mine. Make it die.”

Eternal internet fame is on the way.
don’t worry about iran, they’re completely moderate
and kill all the french because café au lait is overrated, and kill all the italians except gina lollobrigida, and kill all the canadians because its too cold and sometimes the car won’t start, and kill cheney’s grass, and his lawnmower, and his weed-whacker, and his flowers, and his shoes, and his tv, and his other tv, and kill everyone who won’t eat pistachio ice cream because the pistachios might come from iran, and kill all the sunnis, and all the zoroastrians, and kill all the arab shia who are not persians, and kill all the afghan refugees in iran because you can’t trust them and they smell, and don’t kill my sister, and by the way i was supposed to send her a valentine and i forgot, and now i’m in trouble, and kill all the turks, and kill all the russians because they’re supposed to be helping us with nuclear weapons but they just keep jacking the price up and giving us the run around, and kill all the north koreans, because they were supposed to sell us nuclear weapons, and now they won’t, and i’ll get back to you later with who else to kill i gotta go because futurama is on goodbye.
damn, i’ve seen that episode, so kill all the germans because the language is too difficult, and kill all the mexicans because the dust bothers my sinuses, and kill all the christians because they are always talking about turning the other cheek and i don’t understand that and it confuses me, and kill all the free porno sites because i’m not supposed to look at that stuff, but then i do look at it, and then i feel guilty, and kill ferrari because i can’t afford one, especially after i lost my job at the pizza place, and kill the argentinians because they accused our leaders of doing some bombings there, and i hate it when we can’t lie our way out of things, and kill everyone who says hate is bad, because if i stopped, i would have almost nothing to do all day, especially since i lost my job at the pizza place.
and kill my manager at the pizza place, because he fired me just because i chanted death to america a few times when customers were in there and how does he know that’s why we don’t have any business anymore, and kill taco bell because they are setting up right beside the pizza place so i guess i’m not going to get my job back, and kill the person who invented pizza, and kill the guy at the falafal hut where i applied, because he heard about what happened at the pizza place, and kill all traffic police, because in kaboom, where i’m from, you can ignore traffic lights and not get a ticket, and the cop should not have gotten so mad when i shouted death to america at him, and kill those skanky looking girls at the mall who laughed at my turban, and kill the boy scouts because they are a christo-fascist tool, teaching tolerance, respect, and other hateful things, and kill the big bad wolf, and the three little pigs, and all the other cartoon characters on this rotten american tv when there’s nothing to do all afternoon.
and kill that tv program all my children because i hate all the characters because none of them are muslims, and kill all the blacks because i don’t really understand their music, and kill all the chinese because i just heard that they are buddhists, and i don’t know what that means, but they’re not muslims, so kill them, and kill all the hindus, because their food tastes way better than iranian food and its humiliating, and kill that greasy little dweeb nasrallah, because we gave him all that money and he lost 1/3 of his hezbllah army in 3 weeks just shooting firecrackers at israel, and he can’t even start a civil war in lebanon, and my grandmother could start a civil war in lebanon, and kill assad, because he is an allawite sunni which makes him a double infidel, and anyway we gave him a bunch of money too and now he is trying to make peace with israel, and kill all those somalian islamists, because we also gave them money and guns, and they got creamed by those pathetic ethiopians, and i don’t know what they did with the money, and kill all those sudanese, because they are supposed to be killing christians and non-muslim africans, and they are taking forever to do it, and baskin-robbins is still having a valentines’ special on ice cream pie so i’ll see you later goodbye.
very good ice-cream, and killing infidels is permitted in the koran, so those spanish terrorists are innocent even though they’re guilty, and kill all the spaniards because they were mean to muslims 500 years ago, by killing muslims faster than muslims could kill them, and kill all the mongolians because they invaded iran 800 years ago, and they scared us a lot, and kill all the greeks because they invaded iran 2,300 years ago, and forget about the fact that we fought with almost all our neighbours frequently since iran began, because we had a right to self-defence, and that’s why we were constantly invading asia minor, greece, etc., and kill anyone who disagrees, and wipe israel off the map, and wipe britain off the map, and wipe the usa off the map, and maybe we could just get some white paint and paint them all off this world map i have and save time, and we will keep attacking the west until everyone in iran is dead, or killed, or both, except for the ones who move to the us.
posted by: democracyrules at february 16, 2007 10:08 pm