It’s the tool with the tape measure.
Is there such a thing as a fruit-flavoured, glow in the dark “butterfly tickler” tape measure? Because I think that might help.
It’s the tool with the tape measure.
Is there such a thing as a fruit-flavoured, glow in the dark “butterfly tickler” tape measure? Because I think that might help.
Ya, but with shorter bodies do they have enough blood to fill the gap, or do they pass out trying?
Call up Lovecraft, and ask for their home tools department 😉
Kate, did you not ever study physics? You measure the volume of displaced water and then divide by the circumference. Simple. Quick. Accurate.
“but seriously, do women know about shrinkage?”
we might know about it, but we’re far too polite & considerate to mention it 😉
The dead sea scrolls?
BTW, Jumpin’ Jack is offering Payola a life-line.
Mmmmm…
In return, Captain Payola is preparing a gift for Jackie: a ship-in-a-bottle. It will look cute in Jack’s orfice down by the waterfront in TO in his riding which is ?
Anchors, aweigh.
So they don’t look too much different in the locker room. Does anyone (guy or gal) really care about flaccid size?