Including some inadvertent melting; some meaty nourishment; mastering a foreign tongue; how to wage interstellar war; and the perils of conducting a court hearing via Zoom.

All this and more.

Including the less obvious hazards of smoking cannabis; the hunt for optimal toasting; the North-South divide as expressed in 1970; a man and his periods; and ominous scenes from the machine uprising.

All this and more.

Including a well-endowed chap; the arrival of fish and chips; the thrill of competitive bed-making; two-mile-wide glass domes and other abandoned megaprojects; and when flash is not your friend.

All this and more.

Including an attempt to prevent chafing; a child relocation device; trimming with lasers; hipster conkers; and some remarkably thorough guides to the chairs of Star Trek, Doctor Who, and Blake’s 7.

All this and more.

Including an unforeseen development; something at the door; the trauma of aggressive eye-rolling; and a new toilet-related sport, with commentary.

All this and more.

Including sub-verbal drummers; detected activity around the breasts; some liveliness upstairs; incoming creatures; and scientists who investigated séances, ectoplasm, and table-tipping.

All this and more.

Including a British seaside simulator; sudden-onset sadness; the state of British cooking with Vincent Price circa 1972; and an aggravating tool for aggravating tools who talk too loudly.

All this and more.

Including trouble in the bathroom; a $2,000 pair of Tribbles; a plot twist; a caption competition; and a lady with powerful thighs.

All this and more.

Including bees and string; a man and his pigeon; an AI deepfake translation demo; a miracle breakthrough in toilet technology; and scenes of in-store stealth defecation.

All this and more.

Including some very modern scenes; a “poverty simulation event”; NASA’s rubber room; a demonstration of friction; and a feat of automotive derring-do.

All this and more.

Including an inebriated educator; some biscuit relocation; a convenient chicken; a choice of champions; and the thrill of extruded meat product.

All this and more.

Including a thing to hold by the tip; some snugly fitting pieces; an unorthodox inspection of air filters; parking 2.0; and when your attempt at crime meets with vigorous disapproval.

All this and more.

Including intriguing car-boot meats; an embarrassing attempt at robbery; the thrill of moisturiser; an ambitious leopard; a designer piano; and a pro-tip for tearful polyamorists.

All this and more.

Including a lesson in patience; a feat of flanging; London’s foxes; cliffhanging scenes; some unhappy expertise; and how to clean your particle accelerator with a ferret.

All this and more.

Including scenes of incoming unpleasantness; an interspecies face-size comparison; criminal mortification; an archive of LEGO instruction booklets; and some upscaled 1940s Superman.

All this and more.

Including a memorable pedicure; chainsaw-retardant pants; a brief history of the British police box; the homicide hotspots of Medieval London; and, er, how to store your testicles.

All this and more.

Including a demonstration of interspecies teamwork; why dogs don’t rule the Earth; a price-checking dispute; some bus crash-testing; and a machine’s dream of 1920s Star Trek.

All this and more.

Including a thing that is not a sandwich; an intriguing choice of weapon; a thief deterred; the thrill of fungus; and a previously undiscovered Elvis recording.

All this and more.

Including a bad day at work; some misbehaving dogs; the thrill of cereal packaging; a stairwell situation; and an unorthodox solution to criminal behaviour.

All this and more.

Including a seemingly elasticated young lady; bomb-detecting bees; a robbery gone awry in a pleasing manner; a display of trouser stealth; and a retailer’s guide to the cunning of the female shoplifter.

All this and more.