The diversity of SDA readers never ceases to amaze me. Or perhaps I’m thinking of “alarm”.
Gord Marsden explains;
Flugtags are homebuilt human powered airplane flying contests that are held around the world every year for the past 15 years.
Flugtag is German for Fly Day and is sponsored by Red Bull – the energy drink, “Red Bull gives you wings”, thus the sponsorship.
The first Red Bull Flugtag took place in Vienna, Austria, in 1991. Since then, more than 35 Flugtags have been held around the world — from Ireland to San Francisco — attracting up to 300,000 spectators at each event. The record for the farthest flight-to-date currently stands at 195 feet set in 2000 at Flugtag Austria. The U.S. record stands at 155 feet set in Nashville, TN in 2007.
Teams are judged on three criteria: distance, creativity and showmanship. What constitutes a craft is purely up to the imagination of the participating teams. Past Red Bull Flugtag entries have included a pregnant cow, a diaper-delivering stork, a pimped-out Cadillac, a giant Oompa Loompa, and yes folks — a lobster named Larry. This years North American Flugtags are held in Nashville TN and Austin TX. The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy (thanks Hillary Clinton) is the only foreign entry into the US flugtags this year.
And based on this set of Youtube videos, maybe the last.
“We’re the only foreigners in the competition,” declares Gord. “We live in the Great White North – America’s Hat – where the temperature averages 1 degree Celsius over the year.” The team’s politics are purportedly as icy as their homeland. “We’re driving almost 5,000 miles round trip to be at the event,” says Gord in reference to the teammembers’ residences in Vancouver, British Columbia, and the Alberta towns of Calgary, Lethbridge (where Heather attends the University of Lethbridge), Strathmore, and the “Redneck Riviera” of Eagle Lake (aka, “the test site”). Gord adds, “Our skit is based on the most iconic right-wing politicians – Ronnie Reagan, Maggie Thatcher, and Donald Rumsfeld – overcoming the bad green influence of Al Gore on the young Stephen Harper.” In case that final name leaves you out in the cold, Flugtag faithful, Stephen Harper is the prime minister of Canada.
In the tradition of the truly goofy, a time waster if ever there was one. But as they’re advertising SDA to Flugtaggers worldwide on the side of their trailer, I owe them. So, try to be complimentary, eh?






