22 Replies to “Riding Mass Transit Is Like Inviting 20 Random Hitchhikers Into Your Car”

  1. The suspect is white, about 40 to 50 years old, with glasses and short brown receding hair. He was wearing a red winter jacket with grey inner arms and distinctive silver flashes on the shoulders, blue jeans and a blue shirt.

    No mention of whether he was circumcised.

  2. Sexism at its finest. If a woman did this, we would call it potential for Trudeau photo op.

  4. So we are allowed to say the suspect is white, but we could not say anything if he was black or of Middle-Eastern origin. Got it.

  5. Only losers take public transit. You are better off driving, walking, taking a bicycle, or getting different job if those options don’t work. When I lived in Ottawa I took a bike to work in the summer. In the winter if the snow was too deep I would run. It was too far to get there in a reasonable time walking. At least if I ran I didn’t freeze to death waiting for a bus that might show up at some time. It was generally faster to run the 8 km than to walk to the bus stop, wait 15 minutes or so for it to show up (because keeping a schedule was impossible for OC transit) then ride a bus full of tuberculosis infected illegal aliens that would go about 20 km/h and stop every 200 yards. Life is too short to take public transit.

  6. As a student working an internship in Ottawa, I remember watching an OC Transpo bus make a left turn, lose traction on the snow, and nearly wipe out a bus shelter full of people with it’s fishtailing rear. Only the snowbank prevented a catastrophe.
    I started carpooling.

  7. Surely there’s one other piece of identifying information available to the police 🙂

  9. As one of the “losers” who has experienced all the public transit that the GTA has to offer, I can categorically state GO Transit riders are of a superior class to all others, even despite this guy flashing his (Anthony) wiener.
    So imagine the doings – dongs? – on the TTC.

  11. He looks a lot like a global warming scientist, holding what little evidence he has, in his hands.

  14. Wait 20 years when this crop of students graduates through the SexEd programmes in our school systems of today.
    By then, the only comment will be a quote from Jerry Seinfeld.
    “Not that there’s anything wrong with it.”

  17. If a woman did this…we would call it the annual Slut Walk.
    Never doubt that someone is thinking up an appropriate name for this sexual aberration and it will then be taught to children as “normal” and given legal protection by the government as simply another one of a plethora of sexual choices that the individual who evinces it has no responsible control over.

  19. She did sit there, look at ”it,” and take pictures of ”it.” That tells me she may have been enjoying ”it.”
    Reminds me of the joke about the chicken at the m,ovies
    A man approached the window of a movie theater with a chicken on his shoulder and asked for two tickets.
    “Who’s the other ticket for?” the ticket girl asked.
    “For my pet chicken.” He said, pointing to the bird.
    “I’m sorry,” the girl tells him, “but we don’t allow animals in the theater.”
    The man walked around the corner of the building, and stuffed the chicken into his pants. He returned to the ticket window and bought a ticket, entered the theater, and sat down.
    The chicken started to get too hot, so the man, figuring it was okay because it was dark to unzipped his pants and let the chicken stick its head out.
    The woman seated next to him looked down in horror. She nudged her friend Amanda and whispered, “Amanda! This man next to me just unzipped his pants!”
    Amanda replied, “Oh, don’t worry about it. Just ignore him. If you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all.”
    The woman whispered back, “I know, I know, but this one’s eating my popcorn!”

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