Riding Mass Transit Is Like Inviting 20 Random Hitchhikers Into Your Car

8 Replies to “Riding Mass Transit Is Like Inviting 20 Random Hitchhikers Into Your Car”

1. And yet the Green freakos want force us all to take mass transit over this Climate Change poppycock

2. Ha! Union protects union member from fellow union members (or supporters of unions) by using fellow union members to check n make sure that the union member was not given any diseases by other union members who disrespected her by pissing and puking on her union made bus…at least that’s how i read it.

3. Mandatory breathalyzer testing for passengers may be necessary to safeguard both the driver and the sober passengers.
   For those who fail, there will be an open top trailer towed behind the bus.
   One which features a combination sprinkler and decontamination system.
   Public transport is for citizens of civil behaviour.
   As for the savages… trailer trash belongs in a trailer.

4. Full body condoms or Kevlar raincoats with hats for the unionized transit drivers would be more efficient.
   Getting yarked, wizzed, and pooped on are only a tiny slice of the rapid transit experience awaiting passengers that cities who eschew taking out the trash at it’s source provide for cash paying consumers of the inner city transit system.

5. Freshman year in college (Rutgers) we used to take the campus bus system to the “College Ave” campus where all the fraternities were. No crowded end-of-night ride home was complete without some inebriated chap hurling his stomach contents on to the floor. Thereafter said individuals were all identified as exclusive members of the “Bus Chuckers Club”. Ahhh, such sweet memories 🙂

6. spurwing Plover
   “the Green freakos want force us all to take mass transit over this Climate Change poppycock”
   Actually the individual bases behind the “Green Freako’s” push for communalism, is about control over other people and not allowing other people to hide from that control.
   That is why they claim to hate personal property, gated communities, exclusive private clubs, individual transportation, and the right to “White Flight”.
   All of those things naturally segregate the Leftist Freaks from those they wish to control, hence they want those rights abolished.
   The Green movement is simply a means to an end.

7. There’s a reason why the all night Yonge St. bus in Toronto is known as “the Vomit Comet.”

8. “All of those things naturally segregate the Leftist Freaks from those they wish to control, hence they want those rights abolished.”
   Yep, like the US White House is the biggest dacha…