Mohammed Always Told Me Be Careful Who You Love

While there is temptation here to indulge in cheap ridicule of what is surely to be one of the final, sad, chapters of a once gifted life, it’s at times like this that I choose instead to reflect upon a genius we all came to know and love – however long ago it now seems.

51 Replies to “Mohammed Always Told Me Be Careful Who You Love”

  1. Ya had me going for a minute there Kate. Here I thought that you had a sick story about Steve Martin going bonkers! Turns out you got a story about a guy going bonkers who has been bonkers for a long time already. So, it begs the question, – What’s the big deal here?

  2. Yes, it was genius, and yes, oh, how we loved to dance to his music, Thriller dominated Halloween parties, Billy Jean was a perfect song.

  3. I still enjoy listening to Jackson’s music, especially the Thriller album, as it hearkens back to my days in the early 80s, coming of age as a young teen.
    No cheap shots of Jackson by me. I pity the man who is obviously full of torment and pain.

  4. Never really understood what everyone saw in him and I never really cared for any of his crap. But, then, I never liked the beatles either.

  5. Never having owned any Michael Jackson albums, I’m spared the necessity of pitching them all in the burning barrel.

  6. The cynic in me says that by converting to Islam, the Saudi prince that he owes cash to will forget his transgressions and may be likely to flip him a few mil for his troubles.
    But then again, the humanitarian in me says that maybe a new religion will help ground him. He’s been immersed neck deep in crap since he was a child.

  7. Conversion to Islam eh, it’s what all the western progressively enlightened woman are doing these days, it’s all the rage, er fashion.

  8. Whenever I think of Jackson I think of Robin Williams line about him in his Live on Broadway DVD. He sticks out his hand and says, there’s a sign at Neverland that you have to be this high to ride Mikey.

  9. So, the pedophilia thing, that’s OK with the Nation of Islam?
    Why wouldn’t it be? One of Mohamed’s wives was nine when he had her.

  10. Mikey will burn in the hell of HIS choice,his victims will just burn,they didn’t have the luxury of choice.Money can’t buy you love.

  11. Gern Blanston is a friggin’ genius. I have all his albums digitally (won’t share), and sadly there’s not a lot on YouTube featuring him.
    If you don’t know who I’m talking about, well, you’re just not a Gern fan.

  12. Doesn’t surprise me. Lots of mentally-disordered folks convert to Islam. Mike Tyson, for one. Didn’t help him much, did it? What, is the consumption of human ears halal? The Muslim womens’ clothing on Jacko doesn’t surprise me, either, as he clearly believes he’s a woman… saw a report awhile back where Jacko was caught in a ladies’ room…
    I think Steve Martin crapped his pants at the end of the video. Or perhaps it was part of the act? Did Jacko have a problem with incontinence or something?
    Anyway, fame and fortune do seem to have a tendency to drive folks mad… certainly if they’ve spent too much time with the Hollyweird community, which, to me, seems to be a cult, actually, with members prone to a myriad of insane behaviors like drug addiction, lashing out at photographers, pallin’ around with Leftist dictators and spewing brain-scrambled hatred and contempt against conservatives, particularly female ones who have babies, wear glasses, hunt, go to church, and run for office… but I guess I digress, though I do think it’s relevant and related to Jacko’s latest brainfart that those Hollyweirdoes also do tend to shut up and say nothing not-nice when it comes to Islam… interesting, isn’t it?

  13. Interesting how many Hollywood folk have covertly converted to Islam. Just makes me believe all the more the fascist ideals shared between neo-liberalism and Islam.

  14. Interesting how many Hollywood folk have covertly converted to Islam.
    I think the only thing worse would be Scientology.

  15. What happens when Mikaeel or whatever tires of this schtick and embraces the next new thing? Does he know what the muzzies do to apostates?

  16. mark peters: “Interesting how many Hollywood folk have covertly converted to Islam.”
    Could you furnish us with a list of some of them?

  17. “What happens when Mikaeel or whatever tires of this schtick and embraces the next new thing? Does he know what the muzzies do to apostates?”
    My question, exactly!

  18. He was such a cute little fellow when he sang Ben, shows what Hollywood and all that perversion can do to the mindless.

  19. “The cynic in me says that by converting to Islam”
    He certainly gets to avoid paying interesting on the principal doesn’t he?

  20. bartinsky, MJ did BEN? I thought is was by Donny Osmond. Mind you, just going on memory here and never owned either of their albums.

  21. manny you need some serious therapy to help you with your misdirected old hatred.
    Good luck with that chum.

  22. S’matter, ldd, The google not working on your computing machine? You need bartinsky to lead you by the hand? And you’re mistaking hatred for utter contempt.

  23. His poor kids. Somebody please rescue them.
    “His next album will be a bomb.” Posted by: Alex
    Good one!

  24. Soccermom exactly what I was thinking last night, what about those kids of his, more messed up ones, like above, to come.

  25. Why not? It works for Catholics.
    Posted by: manny at November 22, 2008 11:23 AM
    Actually, it doesn’t work all that well. They’ve had to answer for their crimes. Muslims, on the other hand, want the law to be changed for them.
    See the difference?

  26. “So, the pedophilia thing, that’s OK with the Nation of Islam?”
    “Why not? It works for Catholics.” – manny
    Of course, the ignorant little troll doesn’t mention that it worked for Mohammad, who all Muslims are commanded to emulate.

  27. Never being a fan, never will be a fan. On the first pedophile charge I think they should have took his nuts out with a sardine lid.

  28. Noble… Michael Jackson fallen in a sorry state, like pedophilia, huh?
    …oh yeah.
    missed my moral equivalency immersion classes again.
    Not even clicking on that one.

  29. Posted by: Keyser Söze at November 22, 2008 2:11 PM
    You took your nic from one of the most pointless and badly acted movies of all time. Is that a reflection of your personality?

  30. The burkha’s a wise fashion choice for someone whose nose fell off.
    Posted by: abcd at November 22, 2008 10:11 AM

    I bet his willy “fell off”, too… or so he’d claim: “Look, it just fell off all by itself, ok? Now leave me alone!” That’d explain why he dresses like a Muslim woman.

  31. Hmmmm … maybe Madonna will be the next to try Islam? She’s always moving from one trendy thing to another.
    Now that would be interesting.

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