Major Conspiracy Theories Proven to Be True

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1. The meltdowns are already proving to be glorious. They seem to forget that their own guy, Robert Mueller, and his report corroborates much of what my President said tonight. Foreign interests had the motives and the means to interfere with U.S. elections and were actively seeking to undermine U.S. social cohesion.
   What his report didn’t find was substantiative evidence that candidate Trump and his team had connections.

   Their own ‘investigations’ back up what got said last night. Any legal eagles out there want to weigh in on what happens when the accused’s own prior words corroborate with the prosecution’s evidence?

2. I used to quip “Never make deals with the Clintons.” I should have probably expanded that to “Never make deals with the Democrats and probably not with most of the neo-cons either.” People tend to get burnt when they do.

   Wonder whose going to get burnt this time? Something to keep in mind with Carney’s new COO, huh?

3. Independent analysis of the voting machines used in Colorado revealed multiple points of accessibility to outside malefactors via internet connectivity. State election officials do not have the skills to evaluate the unsecure nature of this equipment.

4. Just because the door to your house has a faulty lock doesn’t mean your house has been robbed. — that’s the argument from the left.
   Evidence of a faulty lock means your house has been robbed. — that’s the argument from some on the right (emphasis on ‘some’).

   What my President’s speech illustrated was: the house has a faulty lock and some robbers want to do the deed. And then the speech went to its logical conclusion: best get a better lock.

5. Attorney General William Barr
   “The Justice Department has not uncovered any evidence of widespread voter fraud that could have altered the outcome of the 2020 presidential election.”

   FBI Director Christopher Wray:
   “We have not seen, historically, any kind of coordinated national voter fraud effort in a major election.”

   Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA)
   “The November 3rd election was the most secure in American history… There is no evidence that any voting system deleted or lost votes, changed votes, or was in any way compromised.”

   What would we do without our Deep State authoritarian apparatchiks?

   1. Four very separate matters got brought up in last night’s speech. The ‘cure’ for one of them was addressed.