11 Replies to “Shots Fired Near White House”

  1. From the comments:

    Asian reporter Trisha Takanawa?

    Hahahahaha ha … I’m old enough to remember when SNL was funny. And wasn’t calling for the assassination of a fascist POTUS

  2. Nazi Pelosi and Adam Schitz were unavailable for comment, but heard asking aides, “Why can’t we find competent shooters?”

  4. “Two mzn claim to be J3sus….one of them must be wrong”

    Ever hear of the Trinity? The three men I admire most, the Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost, have caught the last train for the coast, the day the music died.

    1. My friend Angel, I think he must have suffered the most. He was in good spirits when he arrived here from the coast.

  5. The scary thing is somebody with a target placed on his back has to be good and/or lucky every single damned time, as do his protectors, but a successful assassin only has to be good and/or lucky once.

  6. 30 shots, er… count again.
    So my first thoughts are that the service is still spending most of it’s free time partying it up with lewd women, employing women (lewd or otherwise) who are more likely to discharge their weapons into their chubby thighs, and are no longer a respectable protection agency.
    I’ve heard Diddy’s guys are looking for work. At least they would be willing to put in some quality time at the range.

  7. They really really want Trump gone.
    The Dems must see a very bad mid-term result on the horizon.

  8. “A mentally ill man known to authorities … “

    So then, any and every Democrat in America?

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