13 Replies to “Honey, I Finished The Breast Stroke”

    1. Long time reader…first time poster.
      Surely this is not for real is it ??
      It’s got to be a joke?

  1. Biological males should be allowed to compete in female events on the condition that they tape two watermelons to their chest.

  2. Wth, she identifies as black too, so how much more pc can you get?!
    I eagerly anticipate the day this type hits women’s hockey, boxing and martial arts.

    1. I nominate Brad Marchand as the first hockey player to make the jump to women’s hockey. Whatever gets it/that out of the NHL is all good.

    2. Umm, “Fallon Fox” transitioned from man to “woman” in MMA and procced to fracture an actual woman’s skull in a match. And that was years ago.

  3. “The Best Female Swimmer in the World!”
    How speciest! By ruling out the rest of the species in the known and unknown universe he/she/it has performed an unpardonable sin. I want to see him/her/it in the water with a killer whale (who identifies as female). I predict a new record.

    1. Excuse me but the correct, suitable for all occasions and inclusive of all the woke all inclusive pronoun is not he/she/it!

      It’s she/it/he and you should always say it loud and fast.

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