10 Replies to “It’s The Thought That Counts”

  1. Is there, um . . . I mean, I don’t see an opening near the bottom. And near the top of the Deep Pink part should be the Best Organ Ever Invented–that small, indespensible one.
    BTW, does it come with a knitted massager? Just askin’.

  2. Nah, it’s the subminiaturized version of the one us guys are so fond of. 😉
    It’s there, no? That row of three pearl knits on the left, just inside the fold?

  3. Come now, John Kerry, stop being so obtuse. Best Organ Ever Invented obviously refers to a Hammond, not a Wurlitzer. Are we going to have to revisit Grade 9 Organ-Ed for you?

  4. If these things take off like a twentyfirst century version of the Pet Rock,immigrant strippers from Romania could be enlisted to crochet them between acts.

  5. Ah, I believe you’re right. I was looking for a slight difference in coloration, but perhaps that’s what happens when . . . the item is in use. Truth be told, I’m not sure how different things look as . . . the event progresses. I’m generally, um, occupied.

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