21 Replies to “Ground Control To Major Tʰōmāsəm”

  6. If the mission costs $4 billion (plus $28 billion to develop the rocket), and 1/4 of the crew is Canadian, how much is Canada paying?

  7. L – “Hey diddle, diddle,
    The cat and the fiddle,
    The cow jumped over the moon;
    The little dog laughed to see such sport,
    And the dish ran away with the spoon.”

    Apparently, while jumping over the moon. The cow dropped something like a flag of sorts. So the Bovine Nation has First Nation claim over the moon. This is still April 1st in my time zone !

  8. Love you Canadians and all, but unless Canada contributed like 25% of the cost for this (see Bunny above), why the hell is there a hockey-loving, Molson-swilling, “take off hoser” Canuck on board?

    1. Because they went down the list, and he was the 4th one to accept the risk of riding this rocket?

    2. Someone has to be ritually sacrificed to the moon god.
      Oops, did I say too much?

    3. Perhaps they were running low on American Freemasons willing to perpetuate another hoax.

      2. alright youasked for it.
        do u also believe the earth is flat? if not skip to bye bye if so
        -does it go on and on flat to infinity?
        if not is there therefore an edge?
        if so what happens if you jump off the edge, do you just kinda float and hang there or
        -do you fall? if so
        do you fall for infinity or does the ‘cliff’ end somewhere?
        if it ends is there a ‘bottom’ of the earth you just jumped off of?
        does this mean earth is some sort of ‘cube’ shape with a flat top, some sort of side and some sort of bottom?
        if so why? why cant it be rounded on the edges? in fact completely round in every direction
        LIKE IT ACTUALLY IS???
        ‘flat earth = Apollo fake” jeeeeezuz murphy get real

        1. That’s like asking if I believe parallel lines converge. There’s no belief req’d.

          On the contrary, you have to believe that the earth is round. And that also requires you to believe in the unproven and unprovable theory of gravity. It requires you to ignore simple tests, like how compasses work in the southern hemisphere. It requires you to believe the moronic statements made by Freemasons playing astronauts, like not remembering whether or not they saw stars when they were on the moon.

          I imagine we’re “going back to the moon” now b/c of massive leaps in computing power that they could now show video of the stars and the round earth – this b/c they could now calculate their relative positions and size based on the fictional objects and their supposed distances.

          This may also be the first launch where they actually show a single take from lift off to being “in space”. Something they’ve never done before.

      3. But of course. But perhaps not in the way some think.
        The NASA ‘moon landings’ and ‘space program’ were created to give cover for the real Space Program: our possession of Stargates and FTL drives. Yes, we even psyop’d the masses by hiding it in a tv show and movies — predictive programming, hide it in plain sight. There you have it. The secretive truth is out. Somebody had to do it. I feel great, am wonderously healthy, and have no suicidal tendencies.

  9. The headline for this post is probably one of the best ones in the history Kate’s work!

  11. “…apparently, the moon is now unceded indigenous territory…”

    If any moon people show up we can probably make a deal with them. Like Dick Tracy, right?

  12. If you believe they put a man on the moon, then it’s all been done. Except the compensation claims, of course.

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