Monday On Turtle Island

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1. “Baby It’s Cold Outside” – the guy is attempting to stop the girl from leaving and dying in a snowbank. What else could it be about? What’s the girl even doing at a young man’s place late at night.

   The only possible immoral verse from Jingle Bells:
   “Now the ground is white
   Go it while you’re young
   Take the girls tonight
   And sing this sleighing song
   Just get a bobtailed bay
   Two forty as his speed
   Hitch him to an open sleigh
   And crack, you’ll take the lead”

   “Take the girls” and go singing. WTF does that mean? Bang them in a snowbank or go singing? And what if they prefer getting banged in a snowbank to singing a stupid song?

   1. OK … how about THIS refrain? “Baby there’s Muslim immigrants outside”? If that doesn’t get her to spend the night … nothing will.

2. Chow won’t do anything, since the hamassholes are part of her voting coalition, and she supports them.

3. In my evil mind I daydream of a real conservative prime minister, rising in the House and declaring the immediate closure of the CBC then announcing that the funding the CBC received would go instead to revive the Sun News Network and an expanded Rebel news. The resulting exploding heads would be delicious!

4. Hillary Clinton was recently asked how she thought the Epstein sex abuse fiasco compared with the Bill Clinton / Monica Lewinsky sex scandal.

   Her response, “Close but no cigar.”