Embrace Pallywood!

If you can find them: @elonmusk just turned on the location spotlight and the entire “Gaza resident” influencer industry & fake IDF soldier industry just imploded.

Turns out the “eyewitness in Rafah living under bombardment” has been live-tweeting from a comfy flat in Islamabad while the only thing exploding is his mum’s pressure cooker.

The “Khan Younis nurse who hasn’t slept in 400 days” is apparently posting between shifts at a call centre in Lahore. Babe, the only IV drip you’ve seen is the chai one.

Congratulations to the “Gaza dad of six hiding in a tent” who’s been rage-sobbing for donations from a rooftop in Dhaka with better Wi-Fi than most of London. Your ‘link in bio’ days are over.

Shout-out to the “Deir al-Balah poet writing by candlelight” who’s actually in Chelyabinsk, Russia, typing manifestos next to a radiator that’s warmer than the entire sob story.

11 Replies to “Embrace Pallywood!”

  1. I can only assume that Elon Musk has the BADDEST ASS personal security detail in the history of the planet as he keeps deliberately collecting more and more likely assassins among his growing group of leftist and terrorist haters.

  2. I love it that all it takes to blow up Pallywood is to turn on region data. What a joke.

    Hey Lefties, looking at you! Your caring pretense is getting pretty threadbare, boys.

    1. Really AllenD? You post halucenogenic crap from AI as evidence of anything? AI is subject to the whims and flaws of it’s programmers, and the data it was trained on. Ask it if the Covid shots are safe and effective.

  3. The short cut off time for editing posts has the unfortunate effect of reducing the likelihood of more carefully thought out and deeply messages appearing here.

    1. There’s a simple solution: type what you want to say in whatever notes app your phone has, save.

      Read it, think a bit, edit, and then cut and paste into SDA.

  4. If the bullshit was halfway believable, it would be one thing. Hasn’t slept in 400 days? I dare anybody to do for 4 days and see how functional they are. I guess people will believe what they want to beleive.

  5. Unfortunately, those who would benefit from learning this information, prefer to remain willfully or maliciously ignorant.

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