Dead Man Talking

11 Replies to “Dead Man Talking”

1. His employment contract must have been a bitch!!
   Does he get time & half for working in the afterlife?
   AND THE AIR CANADA STEWARDS THINK THEY WORK HARD 😉

2. There is a precedent for this kind of thing, but the guy was Jewish, not Muslim.

   1. Lol.

   2. I just knew there was something dodgy about that Achmed the Dead Terrorist character.

3. Autovote.
   He has many relatives in a number of Blue States in the US.

   1. He’s got a pen and a phone.

4. Jeez. You’d think he’d be too busy to type with the 72 virgins, eh?

   1. He found out they were homely, hairy men who smelled of goats.

5. Somebody page him.

6. Complaining about starving Palestinians while rapidly putting on weight.

   https://x.com/DrEliDavid/status/1956784865023602921?

   1. Obviously the wrong kind of calories.