Oh, The Humanity

32 Replies to “Oh, The Humanity”

1. I don’t know why … but this scene popped into my head …

   https://youtu.be/H_HyJsjvk8I?si=gosh4kZSdc2faWgS&t=29

   1. When the dil’s first began flying it reminded me of this old limerick:
      There once was a whore named Lil
      Who used a dynamite stick for a dil
      They found her vagina
      In North Carolina
      And bits of her tits in Brazil

   2. And here I was expecting to see this “It’s not mine!” scene…

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yh6kbQnOAg4

2. Lubed or dry?
   We all know one goes into the hoop easier.

3. Hard times

   mhb32re

4. Wait! The police are pursuing FELONY charges against the tosser? FELONY!? For throwing an artificial male appendage? Let me guess … the WNBA will cry RAPE!

5. The “Full Court” site on Facebook had a fake news article saying the WNBA was going to require nets to be installed over the courts in order to protect the players from dildos being tossed at them.

   3 of the +2000 comments:
   “But what happens when the dong gets stuck in the net? It’s just going to dangle there all game?”
   “It can slide right in one of the holes”
   “If they were the battery operated rabbits being thrown on the floor, the players would ask for more of them”
   related, of course…
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBxlsi5SYkg&list=RDoBxlsi5SYkg&start_radio=1

6. It IS sexual harassment. They could throw anything … but since its dildo’s, it’s harassment, sexualized.

   1. We DID NOT have sexual relations with those women. It worked to get Clinton off. So to speak.

      1. And off, and off, and off.

7. Or the WNBA could simply shut down. A dozen fans might miss it, but 99.9999% of the population will be glad to be rid of the fake drama, the real bitches, and the talentless ‘athletes’

   1. Are you suggesting no one watches Women’s March Madness? Be honest … you didn’t even know that was a thing.

      1. March Madness is a college basketball thing.
         Believe it or not, these women are professional basketball players.

         1. Believe it or not, these women are ”professional” basketball players

            Fixed that for you.

            mhb23re

      2. The only acceptable time to watch female basketball. High school and college playoffs when your buddy is dating sasquatch the center and you get dragged to a game.

         1. I watched my daughter play basketball in CYO through middle school where she was on the ‘A’ team. Very cute, all normal, heterosexual, girls … playing very well for their age. After that? No. Just no.

      3. If it wasn’t for that one girl kicking all their asses, -nobody- would know about the WNBA.

         Because nobody watches the basketball. They’re bad at it. They commonly miss hoops from the free-throw line. NBA commonly hits those. They’re playing high-school level, if that.

         People watch WNBA for the same reason “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” is in its 15th season. I don’t know what the reason is, but apparently there is one. The Normies mystify me sometimes, I must say.

   2. Excellent idea. The NBA would save millions.

      That giant sucking sound is WNBA lesbians.

8. The new, Big Award highlighted at the end of WNBA games should be winning the Game Dildo. For whoever sucks the most.

9. Damn.
   Did the girl get bitten?
   I know those things can spit when they’re upset. Depends what colour they are.
   Gotta watch out for those black mambas!

10. Damn.
    Did the girl get bitten?
    I know those things can spit when they’re upset. Depends what colour they are.
    Gotta watch out for those black mambas!

11. But I’m guessing it would be okay if the girl was struck by a sex toy during a drag show.

12. Twenty minutes from Dildophobia.

13. Considering the excesses of pride parades and drag queen story hour having a dildo thrown seems fairly tame.

    1. As Clinton and his sycophants scolded us … “it’s only sex”

14. So their plan is to arrest paying customers, because all the players are offended?

15. Lesbians scared of dildoes??

16. It’s the most visibility the WNBA has had since Caitlin Clark so they will find a way to screw it up.

17. FILTHY LIBERALS

    The Ultra Woke WNBA.

    Just Pretend its a LITTLE PRICK…you know, like the Jab you worship.
    Pretend its a Vax Seen. Now, Do you want the Red one or this Black one ?
    Bend Over and take your Vax,

    FILTHY LIBERALS

18. It’s pretty dangerous throwing Marx Carnage at someone.

19. I wouldn’t be surprised if someone working for marketing for the WNBA didn’t cook up this little scheme to increase visibility. Nobody is watching them for the quality of game (sad really, 30 years ago women’s basketball could be fun to watch as the women played more to their strengths and focused on execution of plays — better than watching a men’s game that was devolving into sloppy play and grandstanding).

    That being said, I wouldn’t want my children at an even where sex toys were a feature. Then again, I really have no desire to watch a sporting event where a bunch of women try to play the sport like men…badly of course.
    Everything woke turn to shit…on purpose.

20. Pickle makers throw around big dill dough.