National Post- Some people risk $25,000 fine to reach Nova Scotia’s nude beach
Also known as the nude beach, the third beach in Crystal Crescent Beach Park is a primary public space for naturists to practise nudism in a natural setting in Nova Scotia. It usually requires a 15-minute hike along a coastal trail through woods from the parking lot.

The penalties are absolutely draconian and enforcement ties up valuable policing resources that could be better used elsewhere, but bestowing the label “emergency” on public policy makes it all worthwhile, I guess. We learned nothing from the Covid experience by the looks of it.
It’s OK for nudists since they don’t carry bic lighters in their pockets. Ohhhhhh I forgot about body cavities …
“Bend over and spreadem,” the copper said.
“But I’m into a clean natural lifestyle and don’t do drugs.”
“We’re not looking for drugs, we’re looking for illegal lighters.”
Nude beach?
Nova Scotia?
Shrinkage?
Blue nose or blue thimble?
If I swam in Canada … I’d shrink up like a stack of dimes! Not even enough coin to call for help!
There will always be an arsonist, a thief, a druggie, a rapist…
I’ll never stop resenting group punishment.
Shitty “leaders” always punish everybody because of one lone asshole.
Its also exactly what cruel conquerors do when they get resistance – the Krauts did that when the French Resistance resisted.
Anyone who accepts the government’s premise for closure is a c*nt that needs to be culled.
bingo bingo bingo. 50 + years observing them, a BA political science,
THIS behaviour *is the earmark of a closet TYRANT* aka ‘micromanage’ up the wazoo
Simple solutions.
From the future Retribution Party..
Declare an “Emergency” as a political or Bureaucratic “leader”?
Resign immediately.
Sure it is an “emergency” for you,you worthless useless incompetent skin sack.
We are permitted zero rights or freedoms cause “Muh Emergency” by the arrogant ignoramouses..
The A.I of Can Ahh Duh.
Facing ridiculous financial punishment for defying such F Wits?
First clean out your bank accounts.
Second hide the cash where the illegal RCMP search will not find it.
Then act as the Veteran has done,politely insist that the minions fine you.
For people such as me will crowd source your legal battle and when you are found guilty,cause Muh Emergency..
Western Separation will become unstoppable.
Sure we need open revolt..but financial separation is much less bloody and wreaks a much longer revenge.
No Cover Charge.
Trips to the strip club are looking like commendable frugality.