China Is Asshoe

21 Replies to “China Is Asshoe”

1. I see their cousins driving on the Queensway all the time.

   1. Me so sorrwe

      1. no no no kenji it’s ‘sowwy’. l have yet to hear an oriental cough up that heavy brough aarrrrrrrrdddd’ like any self respecting scot. but theyre learning.
         and l was married to one 40 years.

         1. I slur my accents from Hindu call center Rep. to Scot. brogue to Japanese to Russian Putin stooge … I suck at accents. But I like trying.

            1. Yes, you’re very trying at times, with your repetitive whining about being banned at the Conservative Treehouse, not to mention gay bashing, and suck at other things.

               Did you really think you could insult and slander me and get me to abandon SDA. LOL.

            2. 😉

   2. Ha ha … I said to my son that they sail like they drive!
      Back in the 90’s a coworker said “DWO” – driving while oriental

      1. And then there is….how do you blind an oriental? Put a windshield in front of them.

2. The entire extended CCG captains family have just … disappeared. Their lives and all their ancestors lives have been expunged from history … never to be spoken of again.

   Kinda what Keir Starmer’s British government is trying to do with each and every native Brit who complains about the invasion of their nation and culture.

3. A different crew this time save the ensign who must be jinxed.
   Cpt. Ho Lee Cwap
   1st Lt. Fu Wee Vers
   Nav. We Tu Crôs
   Ens. Bang Ding Ow
   (Sum Ting Wong was left on a runway. )

   1. Ensigns “Ho Li Fok” and “Mi Gon Die” perished in the collision. Survived by an uncle, “Su Yu Now” who promised to get to the bottom on the incident.

4. oh, please…
   can you say cgi or ai?
   internet is asshoe

   1. Maybe you should alert Newsweek and many, many other news outlets.

      https://www.newsweek.com/chinese-navy-coast-guard-ships-collide-standoff-philippines-2111596

5. How many social credit points does this take from the officers? (and probs enlisted men as well as the cooks)
   Is it more like driver insurance demerits?

   I noted that the Philippine ship offered assistance to the ROC ships… something I’m not so certain would be reciprocated.

   1. Why would you say ROC? ROC is Taiwan, PROC is China. Slight difference but a bit meaningful.

      PROC has severed Philippines sailors finger after boarding smaller vessels, at least on one occasion.

6. Trying to show off to the Philippine Coast Guard or intimidate. That maneuver was just plain asinine.

   Definite FAFO scenario of some trumped up Chinese Captain who wanted bragging rights. Well, Don Pardo, what parting gifts do we have for our illustrious captain?

   “How about an all expense paid vacation for 4 to the The Xinjiang internment camps? Yes, you and the Mrs. and two guests will swoon over the lovely cells at Club OD. What’s the OD stand for….why Organ Donation. But, that’s not all. Nooooo. You’ll also get this lovely plastic cup engraved with your resort identification serial number. What’s the cup for? Why to drink, silly. Provided it rains the night before.”

7. speaking of sabre rattling on the high seas: historical trivia:
   a war games was conducted by the japs prior to midway.
   the japanese referees deemed the ‘opposition’ ie ‘yanks’ WON.
   naturally steeped in arrogance the senior jap military dismissed the ruling.

8. p.s. Kate, that should be ‘Chirer is asshoe’

9. Any fatalities on that CCG vessel? Looks like there were crew at the bow.

10. Play stupid games. They do this shit with aircraft too. We had an Aurora flying around in that region a while ago (I think checking for Nork imports) and Chinese were playing silly bugger with their fighters. There was a VIP onboard (a general) that was not amused. Chinese are acting like the whole west Paciffic is theirs. Asshoe.

11. Beijing Drift.