Calgary Herald- Cove Beach in Chestermere Lake closed to swimming due to elevated levels of fecal bacteria
Alberta Health Services is advising the public not to swim or wade at the Cove Beach area in Chestermere due to elevated levels of fecal bacteria in the water, which emerged in recent testing results.
AHS said at current levels, gastrointestinal illness may result from ingestion of the water at Cove Beach, at the northern tip of the lake. There is also the possibility of skin, ear and eye infections with water contact.

There’s hundreds of lakes surrounding that one … best check those too. Must be a sewage system leak … right?
Is it any worse than the beaches from Dan Diego to LA?
Just South San Diego … south to the shithole country on the border. But they have a UC Berkeley educated communist for Dear Leader … she’ll figure it out.
Oh wait. So does CA … have a communist Gov. … he’ll figure it out
pffft.
just like home.
the Ganji’s the most polluted religious sewer in the world
Eat, Pray, Love … Julia Roberts seemed to enjoy the filth ? At least George Harrison wised up to the Hindu scam.
speaking of mysteries, anyone notice the sudden absence unmebot since Kate implemented ID system? it worked Kate *insert thumbs up icon*
Who’s b52 then? Gym?
“Who’s b52 then? Gym?”
‘Surfer’ is now ‘B2Admirer’ (and just as desperate for attention as she always was)…
But there’s Marmots that still need a good killing …
Pffft.
The Canadian “locals”, not immigrants, who choose to live on the streets, don’t need a lake, they just go on the sidewalks and parking lots.
Civilization marches on.
Progress!!
The whole country should be closed due to elevated levels of fecal matter.
Forever.
I was a Canuck who has lived recently for a few years in Minnesota. Got the eff out of that state when I started seeing what MUST NOT BE NOTICED — remember, the true crime with leftist elites who hold power ( as those in Ottawa and the elite in Toronto and Montreal and all the Canadian media do) is the crime of those of us peasants who notice.
The popular lakes near the Twin Cities (St. Paul and Minneapolis) are frequently shut down because of this very issue.
Canada, sorry to say, it’s over. You’re f****d. Done. This is happening in ALBERTA! You can’t keep sneering at Toronto or Montreal. This is happening in ALBERTA!
Try to get to some red states while you still can. Before the things that happen to Britain’s young daughters start happening to yours.
I type this with tears. I love the Canadians I once knew and the Canada I once was a citizen of.
Nothing quite like going for an early morning dip & finding an Oh Henry! bar floating past…