The Art Of What Deal?

I’m not sure who’s worse. The water carriers who write such vacuous puff pieces or the water carrier who currently inhabits the office of the Premier of Ontario. These alleged negotiations are starting to sound like an episode of Secret Squirrel. All Carney needs to complete the charade is a hat with eyeholes in the brim.

When reporters on Parliament Hill asked the minister if Canada is close to a deal with the U.S., Joly bristled. “Guys, do you really think I’ll answer that question?” she asked rhetorically. “I won’t answer that question. We won’t negotiate in public and we’ll let the prime minister do his work.”

Earlier in the day, Ontario Premier Doug Ford said Carney is in “deep, deep discussions” on trade with Trump. “I’m not going to speak on behalf of the prime minister. I just know that they’re right at the brink,” Ford said at the Ontario legislature. “They’re working hard around the clock to try to get a deal.”

16 Replies to “The Art Of What Deal?”

  1. “Ottawa held its fire for a second day in a row …”

    Translated: kept its legs crossed and didn’t piss itself.

  2. My Assumption is that the Liberals will lie, and we may benefit temporarily, until the Liberals make things worse, again.

  3. Musk should buy Canada and fix it.

    He tried to fix stuff in America but we have too many RINO’s

    1. L – Musk understands productivity, the creation of wealth. Most of the fed./prov. politicians
      are focused on enlarging the largess and number of public employees, financed by debt; which is a burden on economic growth. But attempts to justify it a Jabba, the hut administrative state by the use of Psychological Warfare, via the MSM, against the very citizenry it is supposed to serve.

      The sheer size of Canada allows the federal government in Ottawa to live in a Peter Pan Neverland. To make this land governable requires a reconfiguration into: a Western Republic of Canada and an Eastern Neverland of Canuckle Headedstan. The present road to serfdom is neither justifiable, nor sustainable.

      1. Musk understands subsidy farming. All of his businesses were in highly regulated and subsidized sectors. He knows how to milk the government teat and pretend to be a genius entrepreneur, but he’s not.

  4. The art of noise.
    Max headroom.
    In that era there were a bunch of comedians who memed the “translation of bureaucratize into plain English”.
    With commuter generated “Translation services” there is great potential for mischief ..
    The propaganda says “Elbows up..Dear Leader is fighting for you”.
    Real world translation ” Suckers..bow before my malignancy”.

    “We are working hard,negotiating around the clock”.
    Translates to
    “We are FUBAR”.
    And government version of “Around the clock” is “Maybe we will them call tomorrow”.
    1 action per clock cycle..= Overworked.
    Bad Orange Man told Canada;”You are militarily defenceless,broke and bankrupt,providing nothing to our mutual defences..Your Dear Leader is a girly man and your Emperor is not just naked,its ugly too”.
    Canada went nutz.
    Elected “Magic Banker” Liberal Defender of the Realm.(Eastern realm only).
    Now they attempt to “deal” with a man who sees them clearly and mocks the pathetic state of Canada.

    Liberals “Negotiating from strength”,,Right into surrender.

    Short version it all translates to
    “We are FUBAR”.

    1. Correct on all counts. Next few days are going to be very, very interesting. I will be looking to the Northwest to see the fireworks over the distant horizon at the G7 summit. Modi is attending. I wonder if Trump will insist on India being Number 7 and swap out the economy smaller than New York state.

      Negotiations:

      Canada: Please, please, please drop the tariffs!
      US: What do you offer in return?
      Canada: Even more of the same BS from before?
      US: Ummm

      Off to Costco this afternoon to stock up on popcorn!

  5. Seems the PREZ may be invited to golf at Kananaskis while he is here.
    I wonder if the “Magic Banker” (Love the term!!) knows how to swing a golf club.
    I wonder how many of the other attendees have ever played the game

    1. The Magic Banker probably uses a child’s set of clubs(short shafts). and swings a club with the same proficiency as he shoots a puck.

    2. The Donald may let Carney be his caddy just so he can tell everybody that the Governor of Canada washed his balls.

  6. Whats the point of a deal if the president can unilaterally bypass the deal to begin with?

    1. The US has not violated the terms of the USMCA as of yet, which of course, is the opposite of what many stupid canucks believe to be true. There is a renegotiation scheduled for 2026. Northern shitholistan has however, when the counter veil tariffs were announced. This is why marxist carnage cancelled those quickly. Few canucks know this which is why canuckistan is the stupidest place on earth.

  7. Blubber douggie a water carrier? Naawww. He’s just a slippery, slimey, yellow, flip-flopping, trawna greaseball who drifts with the political currents.

  8. Max Carnage wants to be John Diefenbaker.
    Maybe we should complete the “Road to Resources”.?
    All our Northern resources are of limited access.
    Sure we have vast resources..Until you try to exploit them.

    Consider the “Trans Canada” Highway ..
    Northern Ontario is so isolated,that it is really already a different country.
    One Western Canadians have much in common with.
    Ring fences around the cities?
    Now theres a “National Interest” project..

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