29 Replies to ““They study men as if they are observing gorillas in the mist.””

  1. Men don’t like to be told what they are or what they should be, particularly by women. Women often assume that they understand men completely. If a man were to make that same assumption, or to tell a woman that they know how they should think, they would be gutted in public and the media…in perpetuity.

    Men like to be asked, not told. They negotiate, they don’t dictate. The sexes communicate in different manners and it takes diplomacy to smooth over the differences. i have been married for 47 years to one woman. It does not work to try and tell my wife what life is. The Democrats may ask, but they can’t understand the answers because they want to be dictators, not seekers.

    1. “If a man were to make that same assumption, or to tell a woman that they know how they should think, they would be gutted in public and the media…in perpetuity.”

      They call it “man-splaining.”

      1. To you vapid liberal women … I am a man and here is how you can speak to me …
        Politely, Intelligently and cheerfully. It’s that simple.
        If you do this, I will ignore your political stupidity and general ignorance.
        I will also over-look your choices of alleged men (or women) you couple with. It’s probably the best you can do.
        However … I cannot accept your Blue, Pink or Green hair and the nose ring makes you a cow …
        Now you know.
        This study is at no charge to you

        1. Ha ha.

          The ladies are now tatted up like a wall of graffiti, all of them, saying it expresses their individuality. Ummm… as a youngster back in the seventies, we didn’t want to look at the tatted trash nude women in biker magazines… even at 8 or 9 years old we understood those broads were at the low end of the gene pool. Give me a playboy or a penthouse please. Men are attracted to innocence and purity, not trash tramp stamps on every square inch of your permanently defiled body.

          So then the ladies took it up a notch… pierced 17 flipping times in the ear, in the eyebrow, in the nose, in the lip, in the tongue, in the nips, in the clit and more.

          Gee, I always wanted to date a tackle box….

          The birth rate continues to plummet.

          Qu’est qui ce passe?

    2. When your wife was to ask you, how she looks. YOU are doomed, because there is no right answer.

        2. And no, that does not make your ass look bigger. Oh, what? You didn’t ask that? Nevermind.

      2. “Unbelievable!” That’s the answer.

        Whatever you do, don’t tell a woman that she’s “semi good looking,” as per the Van Halen lyrics. I did this to a 47 year old woman (I’m 54), and thought I delivered the perfect neg after she turned me down for a date which I graciously accepted, and then a few days later come the texts of whether I think she’s pretty… yeah, you’re semi good looking, toots.

        Days of angry texts directed at me. Finally I told her I didn’t say she was ugly but now you are being creepy… bunny boiler creepy… and I don’t need to shower her with praise when she’s playing hard to get. In fact, don’t be expecting a big sloppy kiss from me any time soon with that filthy mouth of yours… semi good looking is all you’re gonna get.

  4. An old joke, no doubt politically incorrect: A man marries a woman thinking she will never change, but she always does. A woman marries a man thinking she can change him, but he never does.

    2. Women label their intentions post-wedding as just filing off the rough edges, rough edges that they either found attractive and/or tolerated during the wooing stage of the relationship.

      After a certain lovey-dovey post-marriage period the real work begins.

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    3. A man treats a woman like a car. Buys hot one, and watches it depreciate.
      A woman treats a man like a house. Buys one, and starts on fixing it up.

    4. The typical woman walks through her wedding thinking, “Aisle! Altar! Hymn!”

  5. So, to summarize, what the Democratic Party wants to do is to understand how best to manipulate men so they will not leave the Democratic Party, and will return to the Party if they have left. They aren’t trying to change the fundamental nature of the Democratic Party itself.

    1. No. They believe they are entitled to rule and if they are out of power, the problem lies in the voters.

      1. The same thing happens with movies and video games. They shoe-horn in their batshit crazy ideology, and blame the consumer when it bombs.

  6. Reading between the lines,

    “We’ve purged every masculine aspect out of our party so we need to be able to learn what series of words will fool men into thinking that we understand them and care about them.”

  7. I am a male and the first thing I would suggest… don’t run a female candidate for president. No guy wants to be lectured at, browbeaten, cajoled, or manipulated by their mother, sister, current wife or ex-wife sitting in the Oval office. Most men don’t even want to be close to such a scenario; not even going to entertain the possibility!

    No young man is going to be motivated to join the military, go to strange far off lands kill others and be killed because their mom told them this is what they need to do. Oh and all the while trying to appear tough by using colorful language…. oh yes! Young men love it when their mom’s curse in public.

      1. “But…but…but muh Margaret Thatcher!”

        Who seemingly had more testosterone than most British men at the time…

  8. A Bridge to Hawaii

    A man is cleaning out his garage and comes upon an old lamp. He figures what the heck, takes the lamp, rubs it off, and sure enough a Genie pops out. “Thank you for awakening me. I will grant you one wish.”
    The man inquires “anything I want?”

    “Yes, anything” says the Genie.

    The man says “I’m afraid of flying but I’ve always wanted to visit Hawaii. I’d like you to build me a bridge to Hawaii so that I can drive there and visit.”

    “A bridge to Hawaii?!” the Genie replies, “That’s a really tough request. The water is up to a mile deep, the swells in that part of the Pacific sometimes reach 25 feet.

    The bridge would have to be thousands of miles long. The amount of concrete and steel to accomplish that feat will have to come from somewhere, it will be nearly impossible. Can I implore you to think of a different wish?”

    The man thinks for a bit. “OK then, I’ve always had trouble with women. Please grant me the ability to understand women.”

    The Genie responds “so how many lanes you want on that bridge?”

  9. Those who demand “a voice” are always those who should not be listened to.

  10. women believe men can change, men believe women will never change. they are both wrong

  11. Its not like we speak a different language.. And men is a pretty big tent to be cooking up some pied piper solution to your political problems.. IMO class, wealth and education define our opinions and voting patterns..

    You want more liberals then stop letting poor people into your country.. I just saved you 20 million dollars..

  12. 2028 campaign slogans:

    DEM _ “You’re not listening to me.”

    REP _ “I’m not lost.”

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