Shenanigans

Rebel News- Mark Carney tried to trick Rebel News — but we caught him and he backed down!

It’s 2025 now. There’s another election. But Mark Carney is the PM, not Trudeau. And this time, when we applied for accreditation, they said we were welcome to attend! In fact, they said we could send as many reporters as we liked. Sixteen of us applied, and 16 of us were accredited.

I knew that was a trick. I knew they were lying.

12 Replies to “Shenanigans”

  1. “ I knew that was a trick. I knew they were lying.”

    Biggest clue?

    Libs lips were moving.

  2. As an American I’m curious and have a recommendation.

    Trudeau gave Canada a taste of what is to come. The NDP and Liberals love it when AB and SK have their rights crushed. If Carney get 5 years, you are finished.

    Trump is president and is giving the people of AB and SK a choice: Independence. You can become a part of the US. You can start a confederation of provinces and add other provinces perhaps – whatever YOU vote for – lots of choices.

    However, your window is very narrow. If the Liberals are elected and you don’t split now I worry you will not ever be able to. A Democrat president will support crushing you forever. No question about that. Trump will support your freedom That’s how I see it. I don’t think he cares if AB or SK are the 51st or 52nd states, but I know he loves freedom and will come to your defense. I would hate to see Canada become the UK with an allegiance to Communist China, but Carney would do it in 5 minutes. Anyone disagree with that here?

    Does that make any sense? Open for conversation. I’m not adamant. I just happen to like you guys and pray for your liberty as free Canadians.

    1. Many Canadians, even those who want to be liberated from Ottawa, would rather remain oppressed and enslaved than be part of the evil empire known as America. Their hatred for Uncle Sam is greater than their loathing for the government status quo.

      Me, I’m ready to make a deal.

    2. John Galt…Your proposition is self defeating when you write that a democrat president would undo whatever trump would do in this skinny window.
      Our Canadian liberty. and your American liberty, depend upon us all banding and holding together as the many against the few, for as long as it takes.
      Ever thus.
      Happy Easter.

      1. No, that is not correct.
        If you do it now – it’s done and Trump will allow it.
        If you wait and try it a Democrat won’t let you.
        Example: AB, like HI and AK before them, votes to become the 51st state. Fait accompli. Next Dem president can’t do a damn thing. Its’ done.
        Try that under a Democrat and it’s no go. Carney calls Kamala Harris and Harris says of course not – AB can’t leave and we don’t want it.
        I’m trying to explain you have a window. It will close one day. Don’t think so? Just wait and see.
        Of course I hope the window stays open – I just don’t trust Carney or the Democrats. Do you?
        Your call.

    3. I’ve been saying this for years. Alberta, Saskatchewan, the northern half of Manitoba, or all of Manitoba, the northern half of Ontario to Lake Superior and a part of Northern British Columbia to the Sea, all join together would become the richest country on planet Earth. But because Canadians reach for bronze instead of gold, we will end up joining the United States.

    4. “You can become a part of the US.”

      I actually -moved- to the USA and lived there for 10 years as a legal immigrant. In the end I was defeated by the immigration authorities and told them to keep their green card. Walked out of that office with my head high, let me tell you.

      So, parts of Canada are going to “join” the USA? Will the people who live in those parts of Canada become real, live, no-kidding American citizens? For realz?

      How about the ones who don’t want to be US citizens? Going to be a bunch of those, right?

      Easy to promise something like that. Not so easy to actually -do- it. And if I learned one thing about the USA in ten years, its that your federal government is filled with nothing but imbeciles. Elon finds a new bunch of them every day, I can hardly wait for DOGE to get to La Migra.

  3. Question: will the Rebel News reporters be locked out of the leaders’ debate at the last minute?

    1. Question: Will what happens really constitute a “debate”?
      I am beyond tired of what they call a debate these days.
      A pre set list of questions, with practiced answers, only interrupted by a biased moderator.”
      Look for Carney reading french crib sheets to questions pre posed during the french ‘debate.’
      Debates used to be between adults with conviction, not between convicted dolts.

      1. “Question: Will what happens really constitute a “debate”?
        I am beyond tired of what they call a debate these days.
        A pre set list of questions, with practiced answers, only interrupted by a biased moderator.””

        A complete waste of time. The US debate format is far superior: a back-and-forth between the only two candidates who have any hope of winning. I might care what the LPC and CPC leaders have to say…I definitely *don’t* care about whatever the Bloc, NDP and Greens are chirping about from the sidelines.

    2. Better question, will all 16 of them be arrested and have their bank accounts frozen?

      Sounds less paranoid than usual this year, doesn’t it? Hardly tinfoil hat at all.

  4. Ugh! had to listen to the Turd’s rant at that 2021 debate.
    What a disgusting anti-Canadian dictator twerp!

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