33 Replies to ““He delivers it in the way that ABBA sings songs in English, despite not knowing the language.””

    1. And ABBA at least had catchy tunes to remember their brainworm songs by.

      I doubt anyone will recall a single sentence of Brandon’s gobblygook.

      1. “Auchincloss Sauce”?
        neologism “abinazubindepresser”?
        …or ending sentences with “…whatever”?

        1. Unless you speak fluent Brandonese, you had to look that up more than a few times and traverses spellcheck hell like a demon.
          ..

          1. Well, _did_ have to lookup the spelling for the Congresscritter. No way to lookup the “abin…” since it hasn’t made it into dictionaries yet.

            And a correction: His bailout when his train of thought wrecks is “…anyway”.

            All credit where due: Got most of this from the Markley/Van Camp/Robbins
            talk show, who’ve made great hay out of this.

            (One of them claims to possess the “Jobide Stone” to interpret.)

  2. These guys are great, but especially Kirn. I’ve been listening to some of their “live” broadcasts from the last couple months and Kirn’s take on things is not only “based”, but also spot on with a generous dose of hilarity. His talent level is right up there with Steyn in my book. They don’t get a lot of views, but I think it’s only a matter of time before they do.

  3. It’s not a wild story by Johnson. He had no idea about anything he signed or said. His entourage told him he’s doing great, the economy is great and we’re doing everything right on foreign policy. Monday starts a new chapter and normies have no idea what’s coming and neither do I. I can’t wait.

  4. An absolutely hilarious way to finally enjoy Biden’s failed presidency!

    Thought experiment: What would be going through the mind of an American or Canadian Leftist, knowing what the Matt & Walter are saying is true, but unable to accept that the last 4 years of “their guy’s presidency” was a complete failure … and they were fooled all along that Biden was competent?!?

    1. Do you believe that said Leftists are not still fooled, and that they won’t continue to blame Trump for all Brandon’s F-ups?

    2. O … M … G … The “Brady-isms” !! Hahahaha ha ha ha … and the clips!! So damn spot on!

      But why am I surprised? Hollywood has been running America, and writing all of Biden’s speeches … and Kamela’s nonsensical ramblings for FOUR … LONG … YEARS. It has been all such dimestore, B-movie scripting … which is no wonder we’re in the mess we are … and LA is burning to the ground.

      Hey Hollywood! Real Life isn’t a schmaltzy script. And PS … you haven’t had a decent writer chronicling real life in a humorous way since John Hughes died. Now, everything you write is DARK anti-Christian LGBTQueer creepiness.

  5. That Biden can claim the withdrawal from Afghanistan as a success is the true measure of his insane self-delusion. As if arming the Taliban with billions of dollars worth of state-of-the-art weapons were a victory. Well, perhaps for a Crime Lord, that is a victory.

  6. A fake farewell from a fake President. Biden was the right president for the right time. NCSWIC

  7. I never liked ABBA with their over produced finetic singing. They were a commercial success tho.

    I am glad the destructive long goodbye is finally over. Biden is trying to put a positive spin on his time in office. 50 f’kn years of it? Arrrugh

    1. Harmony is offensive??? What a moronic world we live in when simple music is dumped on. Carry on, your brilliance has been noted.

      If people people actually had functioning brains Biden would never have been in office.

      1. VOWG: “If people people actually had functioning brains Biden would never have been in office.”

        Not true. pResident Brandon was elected by 20 million nonexistent voters and the Uniparty was all in on making sure Trump did not retain the Presidency.

        There were enough people with functioning brains to elect Trump in 2020. Trump beat Gropin’ Joe, but Trump couldn’t beat the cheat.

          1. This is one you don’t understand, VOWG. The courts were in on it and refused to hear cases of vote fraud even though ironclad evidence abounded. The Uniparty, GOP and Dems, were in on the steal. Trump was tearing apart the DC business model whereby all of DC was getting rich. Trump had to be stopped so both parties could go back to DC business as usual.

            This time, the Trump campaign (NOT the GOPe, btw) had MAGA citizen poll worker and observers and a few thousand MAGA lawyers stationed at the ready right from the get-go.

            In 2016, the Uniparty did not realize how fed-up Americans were with DC. The usual voter fraud was employed, but to the surprise of everyone in the Uniparty, it was not enough.

            In 2020 Trump was definitely naive as to the extraordinary corruption and the extent to which the opposition (the DC Uniparty) would go to prevent his reelection. Who stabbed Trump in the back by certifying the election? His own Uniparty-loyal VP.

            He spent the intervening years planning for another run and another massive cheat by placing people in key positions to prevent the cheat as best they could.

            Viola! (Yes, I know.) Where did roughly 20 million DEM votes in the 2020 election go? Poof!

            Stupidity? Never. Naive about the depths of the DC Uniparty swamp? Guilty. Wised up for the 2024 run? Absolutely. Still surrounded by Unparty vipers? Yup.

            It’s gonna be a tough 4 years and Trump will not finish draining the DC swamp. The best outcome will be that Trump sets up things so the swamp can continue to be drained until it is dry land again.

      2. I would never suggest harmony is offensive, on the contrary. I said I never liked ABBA and acknowledged they are successful.

        No need for sarcasm VOWG. We disagree. So what.

    1. She wasn’t part of Lebensborn, just a regular result of “horizontal collaboration”. Compared to most “Tyskerbarnas” she had a good outcome, being lucky enough to be taken to Sweden. The Norwegians gave those kids a terrible time.

  11. Joe Biden will start training as a charter airline pilot on the 21st so he can fly Kamala’s campaign plane.

  12. As I’ve been hoping for some time now, a journalist should have prefaced all questions to Joe Biden as follows, “Mr President, were you in the room when you signed executive order #XXX?”

  13. Truth be told the US had a coup that has done immense harm to the US and the world. Two related wars are the result of misapplied US foreign policy. Economic chaos the result of runaway spending and money printing. Social break down with lawlessness and homelessness and illegal drug use. Nothing said about the immense health damage done by the vaxes.

  14. Biden is proof that the US can be run out of somewhere other than the White House. The Dems could have had a German Shephard running and he would have captured close to half of the popular vote and he could have been trained to sign documents roughly for a snack and if it had been in power over the last 4 years what would have changed?

    1. Oh, there is a difference, John.

      The WH staff would have had to pooper-scoop the Whitehouse lawn instead of changing pResident Brandon’s diapers. Big difference.

      Everything else? Not so much.

    1. “We are going to do our best, certainly, to be careful, to follow the rules, to do this the right way, to follow traditions, obviously, as the president truly wants to do,” Karine Jean-Pierre said of the packing effort.

      S-u-u-u-r-e… uh-huh… r-i-i-i-ght.. Would she ever lie to us?

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