Honey, I Finished The Internet

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1. How do they know those are ancient and not someone’s joke from a hundred years ago?

   1. Had the same question.

2. I consulted tribal elders. They say that the art depicts the ancient and sacred Indigenous harvest holiday called Halloh – we’en when warriors walked around carrying pumpkins with faces carved in them.

   So it’s not decapitated heads. And shame on you racist colonizers for thinking that.

   1. Hear, hear! And to this day millions of colonizers and post-colonizers culturally appropriated this ancient pagan (“cough”) custom as their own, by substituting candy for blood. May the pumpkin heads fall!!!

3. Remember reading, very much back in the day, that a former cannibal was conducted around a WW I battlefield by a British Army officer. The former cannibal asked if the dead, which he could see strewn across the battlefield, would be eaten. “Of course not” was the reply from the Brit. “What a waste” was the response.

4. Interesting film. Frankly, I once knew an American named Art who was both ancient and highly disturbing; I was afraid he might make an appearance. But thankfully, no.