Poop Patrol

17 Replies to “Poop Patrol”

1. There’s mind readers, tea leaves, palms and now shiat…
   Send a pic of this morning’s dropping, the doc will call if needed : Canadian health care

   1. You mean the indigenous witch Doc. will shake his rattle at your Mr. Hankeys

2. Can I just leave it on the sidewalk?

   1. Yes, but Dr. Henry says it needs to social distance pooperly, so please maintain the 6 foot spread….separation.

3. Trust the Science!

   While this video is entirely credible, it still has an air of snake oil to it. It’s like listening to someone tell you how to adjust your gut health by massaging specific spots on the soles of your feet, or how to determine if your child will commit crimes by feeling the bumps on his head…

   1. Hard lumpy and dark no good? Have a glass of concentrated prune juice and a couple of bowls of All Bran and be ready to literally “run” in the morning…
      ”come and see dear, the lumps are all gone! “

   2. He’s a conventional gastroenterologist who is mostly plant based, so be forewarned.

      1. Frank – Maybe the reason rectal cancer is up 4X is due to a higher number of vegans and organic food. He said it wasn’t diet related. Right, because that doesn’t fit his narrative. Very interesting just the same. Something to listen to while cooking dinner tonight.

4. Photo-analysis of droppings would be an ideal application of AI. And you could also make a few bucks by posting the images to OnlyFans.

5. Acquaintance goes to the doctor and says, “I have worms. Can you prescribe an anti parasitic med?”

   Doc says, “We are in the United States. Intestinal parasites don’t happen here.”

   Her, “Here’s a video of my poop. What are those things writhing in it.”

   Left with her prescription.

   1. Oh no, ivermectin!

6. I wonder what kind of diagnostic one would get after submitting a photo of Turdeau. Asking for a friend…

   1. D.B. – The diagnosis would be “You’re full of Sh*+”. Or,”Why is this stool sample covered in sem*n?”.

7. on a serious note. but only slightly, my poop reminds me of my mortality.
   once or twice a year there is some blood which goes away on its own.
   if l dont get hit by a meteor, maybe one of these times it wont go away because
   that time its different.

   anyways, gives new meaning to ‘a number 2’

   my most recent was a 5, before that a 4 that went all the way into the throat of the toilet out of sight. aaaaaaaahhhh . . . . . .

   1. My poop remains me of my own mortality. In the sense that, when I contemplate either, I tend to say, “Oh shit!”

      I’m reminded of the Victorian-era nutritionalist who claimed to have cured himself of several diseases through diet. He had recognised these diseases as dietary in nature, he said, “through a process of elimination”. So to speak, indeed.

8. There was likely more benefit in that video than that given over 2 years from authorities regarding COVID.

9. No mention of peristalsis.
   Well… nvrmnd.
   Try licorice icecream for blue poop.
   And, as to rectal cancer, let’s remember HPV