16 Replies to “Are You Man Enough?”

  1. We’re doomed. I never thought I’d say this. But, I’m pretty sure pandas will outlive humans.

  2. “Well I guess if you’re man enough to stick a fork in it, cut it off, and cook it, then I’m man enough to eat it.”

    (best response to “eat me” that I’ve ever heard, circa 1992.)

    1. If she is ever caught streaking in public (try not to visualize) would that be a mooooving violation?

      Heh, I just listed (emailserver).cow instead of .com Stupid brain.

  5. There was a show ‘Man vs Food’ that I used to like. The host would do food challenges across the US.

    Some of the challenges were bulk…eat this much food in an hour.

    Others were heat. Eating very spicy foods. Those were fun.

    None involved eating Lizzo..

    2. Not really new. Challenges of this sort have been around for years. If you can eat it, it’s free. I remember Bridgeman’s Ice Cream in Duluth had something called the Lollapalooza which featured a massive amount of ice cream. My cousin ate it and it was free.

      1. They are cool challenges.

        The host of the show went through a bunch of challenges. The lack of future seasons was probably due more to health reasons than ratings.

        Dude didn’t look like a health nut.

  6. Franko 10 min misconduct penalty for the first link. Shame the vid was longer than your penalty. The next link earns you a match hit, take a seat in the dressing room. I hope that you will use your time to ponder why you are not allowed to play anymore tonight
    Please excuse me while I wash my eyes and ears with something very strong.

  9. Hehe…reminds me of something I said not to long ago in response to a caller from a Canadian polling company; I think it was ABACUS.

    This irritating woman called me at around 8:30 pm to ask about my voting intentions if an election was called. When she asked one question about Justin Trudeau’s popularity, I cut her off and said, “I would rather suck the juice out of Lizzo’s thong, before I would ever vote for that idiot”

    She hung up immediately.

  10. Been avoiding McDonald’s ever since they kicked that family out of Ronald McDonald House because the kid’s dad wouldn’t get injected. How do you not order hot mustard sauce for the nuggets?
    Best fast-food deal right now? Wendy’s Jr. bacon cheeseburger. Bacon, lettuce, tomato and cheese – $2.65 CDN.

  11. Eating that pile of MacDonald’s Shitburgers and the trimmings in one sitting would kill the average normal person.

    Those two hogs, seem like nice guys and all that, but they are both likely to expire long before their time.

    Pigging out is never setting a good example … especially to those who are hungry because they cannot afford enough food to eat in Canada.

    Fast food is not real food.

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