How The Sausage Gets Made

Time to go full Bud Lite?

National Post- Meet the man Justin Trudeau hired to clean up his image

Max Valiquette will likely be tasked with trying to reverse those trends. Valiquette founded Youthography, a Toronto-based youth market research company, and also worked with Bensimon Byrne, a Toronto-based advertising agency.

Canada’s largest independent advertising agency, Bensimon Byrne has counted both the Liberal Party of Canada and the Liberal Party of Ontario as clients.

46 Replies to “How The Sausage Gets Made”

    1. He can make it look like ice cream, and that’s what he’ll be doing. That’s been enough for Canadians thus far, they’re still lapping it up.

      1. Max looks like he “knows” gen Z in the biblical sense.
        Another face worthy of one’s best punch, eh?

    2. He IS dog-shit. He was the one responsible for Kathleen Wynne’s public image in 2014, and we saw how well that turned out. (Ontario Liberals banished to non-Party status two elections running.)

      Justatwit is terminally stupid. Telford and Butts have made just about every mistake in the book. So now Justin the Dimwit is going back to the same well that gave him those two morons.

      1. “Never interrupt your enemies, when they are making mistakes!”

        Marketing is what you do to inferior products than cant stand on their own merits, like the Turd, for instance..

  1. Perhaps if the Spawn dyes half of his hair purple, adds some nose rings, dresses in drag with a dozen of his media behind holding his (dress) train, and uses sign language instead of speaking, he can woo a few more votes out of his target audience.

    1. It’s a good idea.

      It’s about the only costume that the part time drama teacher has never put on in his illustrious career to hoodwink the Canadian electorate.

    1. Not even the mighty Warnout can save the Pony’s bacon this time. Oct. 7th changed everything, and these imbeciles still don’t get it.

      1. Heh. I don’t know what’s more entertaining: Joostaihn’s desperate flailings, or Field Marshall Kinsella’s bitter analysis.

    2. Justatwit hates Shineboy, because Warren is a diehard supporter of Le P’tit Gars and opposed Justatwit simply taking over the party in 2014.. Shineboy despises Justatwit and will be one of those cheering his downfall. There is zero possibility of Shiteboy helping Justatwit except to push him under further.

    1. A professional post modern smoke blower.
      Just what the younger generation needs as there wasn’t enough smoke blew up their arses.
      So friggin modern Liberal.
      It certainly isn’t all the kids. But more than not.
      The mess they have made right under “parents” noses.

    2. Surely they can find a good Liberal Canadian transgendered person instead of a filthy Yankee!

      We have 22 LONG months to go.

    1. Yep, Davis.
      This decision show all that is wrong with the Liberals. They have governed and campaigned only on Image, not on actual policies and actions.
      Now they get the word that “Canadians hate your policies and actions!” So the answer is not to change your policies….the very things that are alienating Canadians. The thing to do is go back to Image making.
      Because that is all that matters, and all they know. And all that they think matters to Canadians.
      If Canadians hate them, it has nothing to do with policies. Those ignorant stupid Canadians need to have their misinformation countered, and to be taught how Dear Leader really does have a great aura, and that (not specific policies that are bankrupting the nation) is what really matters.

  2. Considering the target audience, here are some slogan ideas and talking points:
    “He goes both ways for you.”
    “You’re a fag. Juthtin’s a fag. What’s not to like.”
    “He doesn’t want to unsuck that c**k.”
    “Black Lives Matter More!”
    “Vote for me, I only eat sausage made with soy.”
    “There was no Holocaust. Islam is Peace.”
    “Russians and the alt right MAGA MAGA MAGA!”
    “If I wath a women, I’d be a lethbein.”
    “Man camps and guns and white men oh my!”
    “Blame Harper!”
    “Blame Pierre!”

  3. “… a new executive communications director with expertise in “understanding Millennials and Generation Z.”

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    Heh…whenever you run into someone who says they “understand Millennials and Generation Z”…they’re lying. No one understands them.

  4. So can we hold this leech to truth in advertising laws,retroactively?
    For anything he insinuates with regard to Justine being worthy of any respect or trust will be lies.
    And every voter who he misleads,with government funded “Misinformation” TM.,should be allowed to take their losses out of the Advertising Shills hide.

  5. “Canada’s largest independent advertising agency, Bensimon Byrne has counted both the Liberal Party of Canada and the Liberal Party of Ontario as clients.”

    Does having both of Canada’s most corrupt criminal organizations as clients not make it a corrupt organization in kind?

    They are raking in big bucks by aiding and abetting criminals.

  6. Perhaps this guy will tell Justin to shave the top of his head and wear a rose in his lapel so he looks like Trudeau Sr.

    Notice I didn’t say look like his daddy!

  7. The irony will be when this guy’s career goes down in flames after taking smoke in the Turd’s wake.

  8. Wonder what the connection is to the LPC? Everything is a connection in Ottawa.

    Kate Purchase who’s mentioned in the article and a former advisor to the Bong is Bruce Anderson’s daughter. He of Abacus Data and cbc panelist… you get the picture.

    This is a plumb appointment. Valiquette will be bragging about it for the rest of his life no matter how it turns out.

  9. Does anyone have any faith in the average Canadian not to be completely bamboozled by this fellow? There will be dozens of admiring articles & videos, a bunch of fake polls stating his resurgent popularity and a whole lot of other tricks to convince the dimwits to vote Lieberal once again.

    1. Someone once noted that there is a certain, indeed sizeable, percentage of Canadians who would vote Liberal while being led to the gas chamber. So I guess we shall see. Never underestimate the stupidity of the Canadian species.

      Expect the terms “scary”, “MAGA” and “secret agenda” to be thrown around by this clown (and for it to be reflexively parroted by the MSM)

      1. Eric, Hold up, they still haven’t found Harper’s secret agenda yet, so they won’t get behind that item, cuz they’re still behind on the Harper one. As for MAGA, the turd is using that now, and how can a man that looks like an accountant (Pierre Pepper) be scary. I’m thinking this new guy has his work cut out for him!

  10. The child gen z vote plan will not work, despite the fancy advisor, as most do not bother to actually vote. Trudeau has always been more comfortable speaking to adoring high schoolers vs. adults.

    He has visited more high schools than any other PM in history, racking up unaccountable jet flights and hotel stays/gourmet meals/pricy wine. No one of consequence internationally will meet with him anymore.

    How often does he even show up to do his job? once a week?

    Most millennials have grown up now, and can see how LIB/NDP policies might not all be in their best interests. The only thing the new PR media hack will do is tie more hands of the regular media. Mature wimmin do not like middle aged guys in skinny pants and gayful socks.

    This dog don’t hunt.

  11. One more thing. Bruce Andersen is a co- owner of National News Watch. They’ll be polishing Valiquettes apple.

    1. interesting …

      I knew that his first move will be to shut down any negative media, already bought/paid for.

      Canadian millennials are not American.

  12. You can only legalise pot once.. Beyond that he has free scht and a long record of bad moves.. Liberal stuff..

    The Liberals pol slightly better than the NDP.. Who knows our? next PM might be Jagmeet.. Nothing surprises me anymore..

  13. So, now the right can say, “any one who needs to have some one polish their image, can’t be all that good”
    Oh, and I hope this guy is good at gluing eye brows on!

  14. Looks like the first attack aka the polievre jumping to conclusions about terrorism thing went well lol. They keep hammering it too and it’s so ridiculous. They had Freeland using it in finance committee today. Guy’s off to a great start.

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