21 Replies to “Drunk Woke”

  1. Everything is a white guy’s fault.
    They made me drink.
    They made me drive.
    They made me drive into oncoming traffic.
    Now stop calling me mam because my made up sexual identity demands that dopamine rush of making you comply with my fake status.
    I’m sure “it” will be making a formal complaint to whatever police force is forced to deal with “it”.
    Assuming whoever hears the complaint isn’t a raving lunatic, the complaint should be thrown out and the complainant slapped with an additional charge of some kind

  2. Is she aware that is was the patriarchy of the past century which built her car?

    *I’d like to know which jurisdiction this took place, but thinking about if for more than a few seconds brings me to, “it’s probs the same everywhere in North America these days”

    I’m guessing Canada but don’t have any other clue.

  3. Sadly, she has probably been brainwashed into believing the drivel she spouts. Being constantly told that you are a victim has obvious consequences.

    Curious as to how this got released without pixelating her face.

    1. My immediate ancestors might be traumatized by knowing of some of the things I do and/or have done, but I can’t fathom how I should be affected by things they suffered without me, e.g. getting bombed by the Luftwaffe.

  4. North American indigenous folks spend a lot of time celebrating their ancestors as “braves.” Meaning the savage who killed, plundered and raped at a high level of efficiency.

    We all are descendants of conquerors – the folks we subjugated and colonized either became slaves, assimilated or died. We’re all winners!

    And our sperm won the swimming race against tremendous odds. Nobody’s a victim.

    1. Well … I’d like to argue with you on that one.

      This non-binary defective perfectly embodies the name I chose for the Rock Band that I never formed: Damaged Sperm. Yes, this cretin was spawned from Damaged Sperm. Must be some chromosomal defect. In past ages … before our welfare States … this non-binary weakling would have died of starvation or exposure very early in life.

  5. The cop should have offered her to take a free dump in the parking area to pass some of that boviine excrement that plagues her/its/aberrant .

    1. C’mon Rose. You never heard of the Wokeenokees?

      They’re a branch of the Cherokees…just like the Warrenokees…Elizabeth’s tribe.

  6. Pretty sure my ancestors were treated harshly somewhere along the way. Just like every single other person alive today. What do I get now? Can I quit paying taxes as part of my reparations?

  7. The part that gives ME social anxiety is the realization that this THING cancels out my vote in every election.

  8. I suspect we might still have slaves if we had only learned how to properly play the victim card.. Oh well, live and learn..

  9. Apparently being non-binary has everything to do with proper driving. Non-binary driving is different.

  10. No that’s not what Woke is. It’s a moral power grab. Make an ever-shifting moral code that you can mix and match as per the whim of a few select weirdos.

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