The Government Will Kill You Now

42 Replies to “The Government Will Kill You Now”

1. Canada, the only Country on the planet where the Suicide Hot Line phones you. These progressives are sick, depraved individuals.

   1. LOL, that is funny.

      1. Best one I’ve heard in a long time!

   2. They want us to make room for our replacements they have been importing.

   3. Good one! Remember … first it’s voluntary and then mandatory.

   4. The best jokes have a kernnel of truth.
      This one has a the cobb, husk, stalk and roots.

2. Sterbehilfe 451

3. Yeah… but I knew about this case months ago, so nothing new here. We’ve been on this slippery slope for a while, now.

4. The funds for her wheelchair all went to St. Elenskyyyy’s cocaine habit. Either that, or weapons to murder Israeli babies.

   Right, COLON?

5. According to the NY Times, as of Dec./21, 31,664 people had been euthanized in Canada. That’s only five years!

   As of 2021, Canada also lead the world in euthanasia, by roughly 10,000 since legalization to about 7600 in Holland, number two on the list.
   At least we’re good at something. (Amazed and thoroughly sickened emoji here)

   1. Free healthcare for all! Until it gets too expensive. I wouldn’t like to turn 80 in Canada.

      1. The way I feel right now, I don’t expect I will like turning 80, anywhere I may be.

      2. Next month for me. And yeah, not exactly trusting our medical system to do anything but help me die as fast as possible.

         1. But at least all the help will be free, Justin. [*eyeroll emoji*]

            BTW, why does “free” healthcare cost so much? I suppose that’s just going to remain one of life’s little mysteries.

         2. Good luck. I moved south. Hopefully, MAID will take longer to catch on in the USA.

      3. Too late for some of us Thomas.

   2. We’re number one in organ harvesting and transplants.

6. Sorry, our budgeted funds for disability assistance have been exhausted for the fiscal year, but we still have plenty of funding for medical assistance in dying. It also looks like our disability assistance funds for next year have already been earmarked for the needle exchange sites downtown and on the west side; and the migrant asylum shelters downtown. You can apply again in 2025.

   But like I said, we can help you accept your disability and overcome it using MAID. In fact, we can schedule an appointment for you on Thursday, and have this all wrapped up by the weekend.

   I even have the paperwork already filled out for you to sign right now. Sign here, initial here, here, here, and here, then sign and date here. I will find Ms. Ilse Sheawolf to notarize your completely voluntary application, and then you can see Dr. Mengele Thursday.

   Transport home? No. I am sorry, you will have to take the bus.

7. Big Government serves itself and eventually you’ll be in its way.

8. Welcome to canada where you can kill your unwanted baby and grandparents in the same week . This so called country can’t be destroyed fast enough for me .

   1. “This so called country can’t be destroyed fast enough for me .” Liberals are working on it.

      1. Yeah, LindaL. After all, Rome wasn’t destroyed in a day.

9. So, what are the details of the post-mortem (or, potentially, pre-mortem), organ harvesting by the actual overlords of Kanaduh?

10. Its the new & improved Nazis, they just don’t have the cool Hugo Boss uniforms with the double SS runes on the lapels. But don’t worry PM True-Farce is inviting SS battalions to Parliament! 🙂

    And the govt sh*t show wonders why the populace have no truck with them.

    Cheers
    C in C
    1st St Nicolaas Army
    Army Group True North

    1. Has Freeland arranged for Adidas footwear for the Red Shirts running their program?

    2. Au contraire dear Hans, we the populace have lots of trucks for the govt sh*t show. Big ones. With horns.

11. Ban all the so called bad stuff so you can kill yourself anyway.. The PERFECT government program where they get play both ends against the middle.. Remember when life expectancy was one of the few things we could measure to keep track of government programs.. Its gone now.. Carry the one and open the border and everything is just fine.. Idiots..

12. It was merely a miscommunication. When she petitioned for a ramp, they assumed she meant something along the lines that Evel Knievel would use to jump over a canyon or something. They figured the poor woman had a death wish. That makes sense….right?

    1. Orson: “They figured the poor woman had a death wish. That makes sense….right?”

       What?!? You mean someone put down their coffee cup, get out of their chair, leave their cubby and actually go talk to the woman to see what she needs? Are you barking MAD?!?!

       That’s Just.Not.Done. Union rules. Not when speculation can easily be substituted for *gasp!* work.

       Whoops! 4:00 o’clock. Gotta run. Chat with you later, Orson, when I’m back on the clock.

       Best regards,

       Commissar and Petty Tyrant 2nd Class
       Bureau of Who Gives a Flying Freep
       Division of Where’s My Bonus
       H.R./h.r.

       1. …leave their cubby…

          Who are you trying to kid? The bastards are still working from home.

13. Are they offering MAID as an option to those who want to change their biological sex? Not such a bad idea, as those that take the offer might be reborn in their preferred sex.
    (Nothing to joke about really, but it illustrates the total lack of a moral compass on the part of our government. With Liberals at the helm, MAID is proving to be a dangerous weapon.)

14. It’s not maid related, but a friend at a health club overheard a woman saying she attended 5 funerals last month…

    I have theories….crazy theories….I’m just keeping to myself until they become mainstream.

    1. The government and the media refuse to say why so many more are dying, and proper autopsies are not being done. The terminally stupid took the shots and now they are finding out just what the word terminal means.

15. I am having thoughts on the new politician retirement plan. Get them before they get you.

16. You know, in the days before government choked out the various organizations that did actual charitable works, the vet probably could have gone to local chapter of Legion, or the local Scout troop, and they would have gotten a ramp done…

    now you have to rely on the government, instead of benevolent organizations, and we can see how well that’s going

17. Does anyone else see the irony that the Government advertisers for Suicide hotlines to talk you out of killing yourself.

    Unless you REALLY MEAN IT!

    Then they will do it for you.

18. Liking your work just a little too much.
    https://www.rt.com/news/582548-belgium-euthanasia-pillow-suffocation/
    https://c2cjournal.ca/2022/12/hello-suicide-prevention-hotline-i-would-like-a-medically-assisted-death/

19. “Suicide Hotline

    Press 1 for Suicide Prevention
    Press 2 for Suicide Assistance

    Your call is important to us. Please stay on the line for the next available counselor.”
    ♯♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫….. ♯♪♫…… ♯♪♫♪♫… ♯♪♫

    1. Yep.

20. That’s a solution, for some bureaucrat.

21. Just think of the government as Hamas, and the citizens as dancers at a rave, and it all makes sense.

22. Turn out the lights, the party’s over. They say that all good things must end. Christian values, democratic monarchy, rule of law, and old Canada are going, going and about to be gone very, very soon. Take pics to show your kids the beauty and bounty we once had and shamefully squandered.