Far-left Brooklyn Councilman Lincoln Restler is pushing new legislation that would require Mr. Softee and other Big Apple ice cream trucks to stop powering their soft-serve machines and freezers with generators that use fuel.
The bill would require the vendors to switch over to environmentally friendly alternatives like electric or solar power — likely at a cost of $5,000 or more.
Remember the good old days when governments served the people? No I don’t either.
“Serves”
As in thew good-old Australianism; “Give them a serve” (A euphemism for anything from robust verbal abuse to “give then Hell”.)
Or, as in the classic SF Movie; “To Serve Man”?
“It’s a COOKBOOK!!”
Wait til they come for the hockey rinks.
Small problem. Electric and solar are not environmentally friendly. Another article written by a moron with no background education and common sense regarding the subject matter they are writing about
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And the little hydrocarbon-burning motor they abhor is actually driving an alternator which, in turn, powers the refrigeration plant.
Rampant Luddites? The entire eco-nazi “movement”.
DEATH CULTISTS.
Its All About Priorities.
Thankfully, government is focused on that community’s Biggest Issues. People dropping dead in the streets when overcome by generator emissions is simply unacceptable.
“C’mon down and git yer hot liquid ice cream here!”
That would also be known as a cappuccino.
For some reason these horrible ideas don’t seem to happen when it’s cold out, even though heating uses more energy than cooling does. Just maybe there’s an emotional aspect to it?
It’s All About Priorities.
World’s Largest Carbon Emitter continues its stellar Green Initiatives.
https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/chinas-july-coal-imports-surge-heatwaves-drive-power-use-2023-08-08/
He was a campaign organizer for Bill De Blasio. So of course he’s an a-hole and useless, self-righteous poof.
I thought liberals would support ice cream trucks. They’re mostly driven by immigrants and pedophiles. Democrat core voting blocks.
“Ice cream, Mandrake? Children’s ice cream?”
Have you ever seen a commie eat ice cream?
Yes. It’s dementia-riddled FJB’s favorite treat.
Ice cream is utterly … unnatural … south of the Arctic Circle. Ban all the unnatural things. Starting with your iPhones and TikTok apps
“The bill would require the vendors to switch over to environmentally friendly alternatives
Transitioning is all the rage these days.
Life Follows Art dept.
Ice Cream Man – Tom Waits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHGG3vj5kcQ
The left hates anything and everything. ESPECIALLY if it brings anybody the slightest bit of joy.
Who gives a sh*t, the world is nuts. Just freaking refuse do do any of the bullsh*t these morons propose or even call law. Beat the crap out of anyone who tries to enforce it and all will be well. Any stupid cop who would try and enforce needs to be dealt with, harshly.
Many would, if they didn’t have work tomorrow.
It’s up to retired folks to take on the nutters.
That’s why nutters invented comorbitities nineteen.
Life Follows Art dept.
God’s Away On Business – Tom Waits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9mhsW5aWJM
We should come up with a new unit. This unit would be based on the estimated extra CO2 generated by tech companies needed to handle extra traffic resulting from people laughing and posting about stupid ideas.’Your idea to force ice cream trucks to electrify generated 100M derisive comments resulting in 10tons of CO2. You are awarded 10 dipshits’
I would give a damn if CO2 was a problem but it is not.
Why don’t we power more things with electric? No nasty burning things or mining or killing birds. Just plug it into a wall.
I’m sorry, it’s 2023 and with the state of education, I do have to mark this with a /sarc tag.
Next up, kids and their lemonade stands!
Those reactionary little radicals – time to shut them down, hard!
You mean like a brand new Communist from the National Capital Commission who told two little girls to pack up in Ottawa in 2016? Steyn was all over this Marxist garbage leading up to the worst years of a so-called liberal society.
You were told. You didn’t listen.
I’m surprised NYC hasn’t banned all drinks containing CO2
Whats wrong with a $20 ice cream cone?
Nuffin’
Life Follows Art dept
.Banana Split For My Baby – Louis Prima and Keeley Smith
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJcRoYuV2Q0
I don’t care what happens in Gotham, or Calgary for that matter. Cities are full of cidiots, and I hope they get what they vote for good and Hard.
“Cities are full of cidiots”
They’re full of good fences make good neighbours mentality, as long as those fences conform to bylaws.
Bylaws guide development, and come about when assholes abuse neighbours.
Development guidelines treat one as an asshole until proven otherwise by bylaw compliance.
Strata Council mentality is what makes cities a hostile environment for non-compliant
mentality.
Life Follows Art dept.
Here Come The Warm Jets – Eno
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YR58vE6GYic
well, they got one thing right, the best time to sell ice cream, the air is suffocating, the tarmac scorching, oh look ice cream, with the sun blazing overhead all them photons smacking into the belaboured solar panel.
should help the obesity problem…
Fat chance!