23 Replies to “Cardi Vanilli”

  1. Like the old Hullabaloo shows …miming to a soundtrack. Only …back in the 1960’s you would see the performers laughing at the absurdity of it all. Obviously not happy with the fakery

    1. It’s one thing to do it on TV. In those days studios weren’t prepared for live music, at least, to have it sound good. Everyone knew those shows were lip synched. Even Sullivan sometimes had taped songs. Michelle Phillips of the Mamas and Papas famously ate and then sang into a banana during a performance. Doing it in a live performance is just dishonest. At least, Michelle was really funny!

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNlwimUxUME&t=7s

      2. Those people were so f**ked up, it wasn’t even funny. Great song, bad look.

      3. Michelle Phillips eating a banana while “singing”. … too funny. And my oh my what a beautiful girl she was … and damn good looking oldster too.

  3. I love the way she fixed her hair. Classy right from the trailer park.

    1. Hush yo mouf, Steve. She ain’t got curlers in her do when she out on the street. She a class act! ;o)

      Nice sound system, too. It’s so good she doesn’t even have to sing herself. Cost some bucks, I’ll bet.

  4. I saw someone flush their “career” down the toilet…what did you see?
    People will put up with a lot of shit from artists but shelling out a hundred bucks or more (I honestly don’t know) to watch them lip synch isn’t on the list.
    Then again…

  5. Autotune doesn’t work live?

    She could always go back to drugging and robbing men…

    1. Exactly. Pity the drink wasn’t a cinder block margarita.

      And autotune is for talentless hacks.

      mhb23re

  6. True, but in the measured range, 1 milli-vanilli is two hit tracks. Granted that Cardi-B(ra filler) has had more than that, when will this illusitory measurement actually hit a 1 vanilli level? Will it finally be some middle-aged white producer caught on tape with an excuse to his artist / ho “Girl you know it’s true…” followed by lies about recording contracts?

    Autocomplete just got weird on me and insisted I type out who I am to full extent. If I disappear, I’ll miss you guys.

    1. for the metric-impared, a milli-vanilli is one one-thousanth of a vanilli. Which means that a vanilli is a very high level of fakery.

      And auto-correct is evil.

  7. What did she do when she was just a stripper and didn’t have a microphone to throw?
    Can she tell a boo from a moo?

  8. Well, I guess we know what the “B” stands for, eh?
    These new skanks should pay attention to the talented and classy singers that came before them, like Tina Turner, Aretha, and, dang, even better, Sara Vaughn.

  9. She released the song WAP “Wet-ass Pussy” back during the 2020 campaign and actually had an embarrassing interview with then candidate Biden.

    So I’m fleshing out a male equivalent rap song lyric creation: CGS (Cowpers Gland Secretion)? Think the record companies will go for it?

  10. Pre recordings in concerts?..

    Ok.. The day when tickets were as cheap as the production value are over.. Concerts are big big money now for the artists.. Its how they make their money.. Motley Crew made 183 million on their last tour.. They are getting flack for pre recordings.. Rightly so but who really cares when the event is the event..

    Seriously.. People are paying thousands of dollars for tickets.. What type of production value are you going to put into your show? Everything and the kitchen sink is what your going to put in.. Put on the best sounding, best looking show possible..

    Seriously.. 2500 dollar tickets.. and you brought 3 friends.. I paid 10 grand for a good show.. You better deliver..

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