Including a memorable pedicure; chainsaw-retardant pants; a brief history of the British police box; the homicide hotspots of Medieval London; and, er, how to store your testicles.
Including a memorable pedicure; chainsaw-retardant pants; a brief history of the British police box; the homicide hotspots of Medieval London; and, er, how to store your testicles.
The left one or right one…ow…both?
Parenting in Canada has become a criminal offense.
And any charges against any type of minor puts its offender on a sexual abuse registry.
Am I a racist for feeling sorry for some black dude being totally railroaded by the cops for parenting?
Since this guy went to the mainstream media, the cops on camera can’t comment except its just so offensive in their careers.
Now he’s getting additional charges of forcible confinement and kidnapping as well as his wife is arrested and getting charges as well. Unlicensed daycare and babysitting.
Welcome to Canada where it’s illegal to be a parent.
This is why I keep my testicles in a little pouch I keep safely tucked inside my pants. Kept ’em there all my life, never had a problem with ’em.
I the it your not a ‘pocket pool’ player.
Question.
Since everyone’s got security cameras all over…
Could catching your kid wracking off outside lead to Pedophiles Charges?
I believe it could in Canada…make sure you’ve reviewed your security as you’ve no idea what been recorded…legally.
I don’t suppose that is the Tardis?
Isn’t the Tardis Red?
Re the chainsaw- proof pants. Not a new thing; pretty sure they’re mandatory here in BC, in the forestry industry. Certainly all the arborists I know wear them.
https://theforestrystore.com/collections/chainsaw-pants
Re the chainsaw-proof pants, they also come in handy if you forget your wife’s birthday, but you should also consider wearing a cup in addition to the pants.
Pro tip: Knives are a guy thing. Never buy your wife a razor-sharp knife as a present, cf. Lorena Bobbit.