News From The Shady Acres Nursing Home

We already know Old Joe tried to eat a kid. What else was the leader of the free world up to this week.

5 Replies to “News From The Shady Acres Nursing Home”

Tired of Joe.. Its like going to grandmas and sitting on the floor watching golf.. If we are good we can watch Disney after dinner?.. I wonder what’s for desert?.. Jell-O and whipped cream?..

And our despicable, worthless garbage media pretends there’s absolutely nothing wrong with this utterly corrupt fossilized kid sniffer. Remember to always hate our state run media with every fiber of your being. They’re a big part of the reason this disgusting creep was installed as president.

Yesterday, I was messing around talking about invading Canada, but then we’d be stuck with… Trudope’s Canada. So ixnay on that.

After seeing this week’s Brandon video, I’m inclined to extend an invitation to any Canadians who might be interested in invading the US. Do us a favor, will ya?

Now, the US is pretty big, but with pResident Brandon as Commander-in-Chief, I’m thinking it will take about 70 or 80 of y’all to do the job. Maybe 50 or 60 if you get some farmers on board. And we don’t have so many potholes.

There’ll be sandwiches and coffee or ice tea available at stops along the way. And cookies. Plenty of cookies.

Oh, and don’t worry about San Francisco. Just sell it to North Korea. That is, if they’ll take it. Not sure about that.

Pro tip: Go AROUND Detroit. Do not enter.