15 Replies to “The Most Interesting Man In The World”

  1. The reason why rightwingers attack Hunter Biden with Qanon conspiracy theories is because they are JEALOUS of Hunter’s painting talent.

    1. Also the women and Canada’s #Libranos folk saw his 9″ dong all over Miles Guo’s website and simply want to be “next” and hopefully there’s some coke leftover from the party.

      When the dam breaks, how much is too much water for them to carry?

    1. I think of him as Hunter Van Blow.
      In fact, it looked like he wanted to cut his ear off on the white house balcony the other day.

  2. Perhaps Justin left it behind on his last visit, and he’s the one they’re covering up for ….

  3. Let us be honest. This isn’t the first time cocaine has been introduced to the White House. Just the first time that the culprit wasn’t smart enough to finish his blow.

  4. Standby for the leak from Hildebeast that security camera footage shows a man with orange hair wearing a Groucho mask in the immediate area.

  5. NYTimes, Washington Post, ABC, CBS,NBC Monday Headline: Trump suspected in cocaine find.

  6. So they couldn’t find the guy that planted the ‘bombs’ on January 6, they couldn’t authenticate the Laptop from Hell, and now they can’t determine who possibly left the bag in the WH. Somebody please tell me why American taxpayers are paying for these clowns. They can ‘manufacture’ crimes and tamper with evidence better than Himmler and Freisler ever did, hopefully they will come to the same ends.

  7. “Whitehouse cocaine culprit unlikely to be found.”

    Known. You forgot the word known.

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