A Walking Metaphor

45 Replies to “A Walking Metaphor”

1. Avoid Trudeau’s splatterzone.

   It’s like the “blast radius,” only worse.

2. It’s Cowboy Blackie!

3. Most 10 year olds would have enough life experience not to do that.

   Whath thad thtain on your jeanth, joothtaihn?

   1. His technique was perfect, but the pancake experienced it differently.

4. The only pancake he knows is make up.

5. Insert – no pun indended – Brokeback Mountain joke here

   1. The Pancake Prolapsed.

6. Tomorrows headlines today
   French Fop Flops Flipping Flapjacks

   1. Easy for you to say…

7. Is this an unused scene from Blazing Saddles? The black security dude with the white hat looks awful familiar.

   Blazing Saddles was of course a satirical take on the wild west, so I have convinced myself that turdeau is a version of a gay cowboy (skinny jeans, bracelet) unable to do the simplest of simp tasks.

8. It seems Sparkle Socks likes playing Cowboys and Indians. He plays both parts. Somedays he’s an Indian, and then other days he is a cowboy.

   Then there are those days he gets together with his cronies and plays Cops and Robbers.

   Oh wait… They don’t have to pretend to be Robbers. It’s their day job.

9. “you’ll forgive me if I don’t think about pancake making policy” – Justin Trudeau

   Effectively, insert anything into that sentence and it works.

   1. The turd does not think.

      Insects react, but they don’t think.

10. Danielle Smith was doing ariel flips with her flapjacks.

    I guess you can’t be too critical of these knobs playin’ cowboy. I saw PP dismount from his parade horse on the right.

    1. You don’t think Poilievre would get off on the left.

       1. Touche

11. https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/woman-arrested-taylor-swifts-rhode-island-mansion-trespassing

    Could it be blackie?????

12. A flipping idiot.

13. Children of 6 years old know when the pancake is ready for flipping. Not before the bubbles appear.

    #Libranos

    1. Griddle way too hot

       1. I think if that was the case, the outside of the pancakes he’s flipped would be dark and the other side still runny.
          These are light light brown on the flipped side, showing not enough time on the griddle before being flipped.

          Also, what’s up with his left hand? Hopefully this is vax damage…
          https://twitter.com/truckdriverpleb/status/1677864513624850433

          1. Or gang sign…JT is an Eastside Crip? A real gangbanger no doubt (nudge nudge, wink wink). He sure steals like a gangster.

             http://zimmer.csufresno.edu/~haralds/htmlfiles/gang-signs.html

14. The flapjacks will flip themselves!

15. he should be on the war front, planting land mines!

    1. He should be looking for mines with those huge clown shoes.

16. Be nice to Justin guyeeez. That’s his first real job.

17. He’s such a deeply stupid oaf.

18. He’s wearing the wrong colour hat.

19. Give the tit a break, the only experience he’s had is playing pat-a-cake with Buttsy.

20. Just when you think this idiot could not embarass himself or the country any more he comes up with something like this. Lord, have mercy on the idiots that voted for this fool!

21. Why was he there?
    I was hoping the Stampede would ban him.

    1. Was he at the stampede or was he several miles away at some rich supporter’s house like last year?

22. Looks like a private function. A librano fund raiser. They can’t let him anywhere near a crowd.

23. That F-wad Jacobs blocked me long ago because he is a pro-vax maniac and didn’t like being challenged on it. Don’t really care what he thinks about Trudeau because he was all in for the mandates.

    RNrn

24. At St. Alphonzo’s pancake breakfast. Where I stole the margarine. An’ widdled on the Bingo Cards in lieu of the latrine.

    1. Domino vobiscum et cum spiritu tuo,
       won’t you eat my sleazy pancakes just for Saintly Alphonzo?

25. My, oh my! A prairie oyster!

    1. But the smallest ever!!!

26. was that a solar or wind powered barbeque he was using?

    1. Possibly. Or perhaps he turned the propane heat down to reduce CO2 emissions.

27. A Walking Metaphor

    Don’t you mean a walking, talking, asshole?

28. I saw on Global last night justine in his white hat then they showed Pierre on a horse in a black hat. I’m surprised the media didn’t jump all over this metaphor.

29. Justine,The Petulant,is the personification of the Useless and Clueless.
    “A walking metaphor” indeed.
    As predicted by the last generation of cranky old men and doom sayers,what we protect and promote,does indeed come back to haunt us.
    You cannot “cure” stupid.
    And if you want more useless and clueless people,you coddle and protect them, from the consequences of their own actions.

30. Love the sound track of disappointment.
    It belies the intractable stupidity of the press. Keener observers noticed the apparent cramp or spasticity in Trudeau’s left index finger. Before medical speculation I would first inquire as to where it has been.

    1. Up his arse? In his nose? Freeland’s hoo-haw? Gerald’s Butt?

       All of the above?