16 Replies to “Rats Fleeing the S.S. Biden”

  1. Her departure bodes well for immigration policy. She was one of those ‘border security’ neurotics. Good riddance. Oh and Biden’s not going anywhere. Barring death, he’s getting re-elected.

    1. Of course he is. After all he has the best electoral fraud organisation in the world.

    2. Why should death stop him from having another term? Losing didn’t stop him from being elected. Weekend at Bernies 2.

    3. Their deaths didn’t stop people voting for him, why would his stop him getting elected?

  2. Michelle Obama will announce and Susan Rice will be running the show for the third time after they rig another election.

      1. What other reason could there be for the recent big push to normalize transgenderism besides setting up the playing field for Big Mike?

  3. Am I awake now?
    Where am I?
    Who am I?
    Who are you?
    Is this the real White House or my play White House?
    Where’s that bad dude, Corn Pop?
    When is 2024?
    What year is it now?
    When is my 58th birthday?
    What time does my new Rolex show?
    What date does my new Rolex show?
    Is it the 4th of July yet?
    Where is Big Mama?
    Where is my 18-wheeler?
    Are Trump’s pants on backwards?
    Are my pants on backwards?
    Who pooped my pants? Corn Poop?
    We stole that election fair and square, didn’t we?
    Where’s President Kamalatoe?
    Are there some Executive Orders for me to sign?
    Where is Hunter?
    Where is Hunter’s laptop?
    Where are Hunter’s other laptops?
    I never spoke about business with Hunter, did I?
    Anybody want to buy Hunter’s paintings — 500 grand for one or 3 for a million?
    Is my check from China in today’s mail?
    Where did they put my coloring book?
    And my crayons?
    Where is the award that George Wallace gave me?
    Wasn’t it the Corn Pop Prize?
    Where’s my Holy Rosary?
    Did the Pope bless my Rosary?
    When is the Pope coming here to see me?
    Did you book those Russian hookers for the Pope’s visit?
    Where is my Pickrick Drumstick pickaxe handle that was signed by Lester Maddox himself?
    We have worked out an over-the-horizon capacity that we can be value added… WTF did I just say?
    WTF does ‘Build Back Better’ effin’ mean anyway?
    Florida Governor who?
    What the hell?
    What do you do all the time?
    When was my last erection?
    Can I smell her hair now?
    Are there some kiddies’ bicycle seats for me to sniff?
    Do you want to meet Little Joey now?
    C’mon, man! We built Afghanistan back a lot better, didn’t we?
    Who is this Joe Biden and why do they want to eff him?
    Who is this Brandon and why do they want him to go?
    Are you serious? C’mon, man!
    Who unplugged my teleprompter?
    Where is my diary with my notes on when I went on the Selma to Montgomery protest marches?
    Remember when I sang with The Weavers at Carnegie Hall?
    Is Corn Pop the DJ playing that music?
    We stole that midterm election fair and square, didn’t we?
    Are we sure that all of Hunter’s electronic stuff has been wiped with Killary’s cloth or something?
    What do we do now?
    Would somebody help me on to the commode?
    Would somebody help me on to the stair lift?

  4. How many times does Ted say “Joe Biden? Does he expect is to believe Joe is really in charge?

    Let’s start there.

    1. He did say 25 yo Marxists are in charge of America. And Mitch McConnell doesn’t give a shit so long as his donors get their cut of the pie

    2. Azphiiks

      Exactly, that was my thinking, when will teddy speak the truth and say deep state?

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