Just a “regular day” of dangling from an oil platform with diapers full of your own shit in a dry suit made from the very petrochemical products you despise. My advice to Shell: leave her there.
Just a “regular day” of dangling from an oil platform with diapers full of your own shit in a dry suit made from the very petrochemical products you despise. My advice to Shell: leave her there.
Yes. leave her there, leave all of them there.
How about just cutting the cord once in international waters?
Agreed! Hang by xxx until xxx!
“The rig workers and their ‘evil’ employer have to pay for the destruction they have caused” ….. Tucker Carlson laughter here
Hahahahaha ,… The rig workers are laughing at the piece of dangling, leftist shit on their rig. I would guess likley lesbian as well.
The rest of us are marveling at the irony and stupidity of these global warriors.
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I suppose that she paid for all that equipment out of her own pocket, right? No? Really?
So I gotta ask — “WHO IS FUNDING THESE RADICALS?”
Three guesses… (first two don’t count.)
fc
Probably the vatican!
They are a bunch of communist a$$holes!
Use of $$ for SS’s is to accent the fact the “church” is a corrupt money laundering schiffhole.
You never quit, don’t you?
Maybe YOU funded these radicals? Makes as much sense as what you are suggesting.
Climate emergency, a 501(c)(3) organization from California… you can dig deeper if you like, but they are behind on their form 990s
Sierra, Rockefellers, NRDC, 350.Org or the successor…..
To borrow a line from a song –
“Another shit bound toff begins to squirm”
Let me guess, this “Usnea” is a single, childless, thirtysomething woman with a liberal arts degree.
With coprophilia
Meanwhile, the warming continues…
https://www.yahoo.com/news/mount-washington-wind-chill-hampshire-081805044.html
My advice? Too late. Shouldn’t have let her get within a 1/2 mile…
Further: Now that she’s arrived, they should chum the ocean & cut the rope.
Nope. Rinse her off every half hour with a fire hose to make sure she doesn’t get any evil hydrocarbon residue on her.
Oh, wait, what’s her dry-suit made out of?
Just shoot them, cut them loose and say you thought they were pirates.
They are pirates.
The musical background suggests that Greenpeace plans on putting this clip of their heroine of hysteria into school systems to continue the campaign ultimately directed at mass murder starting with the poorest brown people.
45,000 barrels a day for 20 years.
(328.5 million barrels.)
It warms my heart.
Let her feed gulls.
At US consumption of 19 million barrels a day, total output used by the US in 17 DAYS…….
335 million warm and driving about for 17 days straight. Yeap. AWESOME!!!!
Need More Now Please
Yes, not the biggest oil producer, they are scared to go after the big fish….
Thumbs up
It’s all Virtue Signalling, just to fundraise for Greenpeace. SOP.
She’s stopping nothing and she knows it. Just another day being Don Quixote.
That would be Dawn Quixote.
Good pun.
Dung Quixote.
Reminds me of our current federal environment minister, Steven Guilbault, who climbed the CN Tower in 2001 as a Greenpeace protestor. Police and fireman had to deploy a range of gas-powered equipment to get him down since he couldn’t make it on his own. Just like the Dear Leader, Guilbault is a deeply committed liar and hypocrite who now travels on private jets and in chauffeured limousines.
Just break out the fire hoses and give the hull a rinse down. They’ll solve the problem.
Dry suit = petrochemicals
Single use diapers = petrochemicals
Synthetic rope = petrochemicals
Climbing harness = petrochemicals Plastic helmet = petrochemicals
Food packaging = petrochemicals
Fuel for boat = petrochemicals
This creature is a walking billboard for petrochemicals and irony.
And where do her spent adult diapers go? Into the landfill? And why does she need more than one? What? … is she gonna strip off her dry suit and all the other layers to change? And will she wipe well between diapers? Oh …. she/him has a biv bag so she will “pack it in, pack it out”?
Remind me again how she GOT to this oil platform? Diesel? Lots of it?
Her/His generation grew up watching “Captain Planet” cartoons … wherein every Saturday morning they learned “Developers are bad” … “Oil is poisoning our planet” … and eco warriors are heroic. And gawwwd … they believed it, because their two mommies told them it was true.
+1 Yup, that’s the point I was looking for in the comments. For someone who “hates” petroleum products, she’s sure depending on a lot of layers of them to keep her alive.
Someday these clowns will be arriving on their donkeys to protest the amount of donkey shit accumulating on the , new …
‘car-free’ roadways.
There’s always something eh?
iPhone = petrochemicals and other mined resources
Zodiac = petrochemicals and other mined resources
Energy to dehydrate food packs = petrochemicals
Gotta text my mommy before I leave. She’s so proud of me, she kept all my participation ribbons and medals I “earned” growing up. I’m really important.
Good luck sweetie, don’t slip and bonk your head on the deck of the boat before you leave.
Looks like the west deserves a good hard cold decade b/c this is the kind of people we’ve created over the last generation. Everyone needs to be reminded it seems.
Eric.
IOW: WASTE of air and skin with an imbued sense of moral righteousnous…finacially supported by CCP.
Years ago, Greenpeace tried a similar stunt on a Russian ship. They thought the Russians would shake a finger at them and tell them not to do that again. Instead, they threw them into 5th class prison and left them there for a year.
Haven’t had a similar problem since!
Yeah … we know. Because Pootin is evil … and hates the gays. He’s on the wrong side of history. The side of history that is writing the destruction of Western civilization
Keel haul the synthetic clothes off her ignorant arse.
+1, per above.
One small niggle with the title: to ‘win’ a Darwin Award, she has to die in some spectacularly stupid way before reproducing… I’m guessing she thankfully doesn’t have spawn, but she has to then die in a ridiculous manner before that coveted Darwin Award can be hers!
Give her time, she’s working on it. More so than most such, the Darwin is a lifetime achievement award.
Don’t they shoot pirates trying to board your ship?
Industrial 8 gauge slugs should do the trick.
20 years production of 328,500,000 barrels total, would be used by the US in 17 DAYS at 19,000,000 barrels a day usage….
And your point is?
Small time oil producer, Shell could shut it down and not miss a beat. Try to keep up j.
Well, it’s too damn ugly to get laid. What else does it have to do with its time?
” … dangling from an oil platform with diapers full of your own shit in a dry suit made from the very petrochemical products you despise. …”
Well, when you’re full of ….
You know what? It doesn’t matter.
Leave them there.
The Skuas and albatrosses will work them over in their own style.
Preparation for reparation.