For more than a decade, Aaron Fletcher has lived as a nomadic shepherd, mostly out of a micro-camper pulled by his sheep.
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Looks cruel to the sheep.
Really? He obviously takes good care of them. What’s cruel?
Pay attention, this will be model for Zero Asset Citizens to survive in the new Transhumanist Davos Elite WEF order. #wereallpikeysnow
Morroco – Should that be Transhumanist Davos Elite WTF order, maybe?
Transhumans or post-humans will exist, but not the way they think or plan.
Mush! is for dogs.
Giddyup! is for horses.
What do you say to sheep?
Vote liberal…Had to have seen that coming!
Aaw man, whenever you tell the sheep to vote liberal, all you wind up with is a big pile of sheepshit on the sidewalk.
And needles.
…if you should go to San Francisco…
FFS even Dirty Harry didn’t see this crap coming.
Does he guide the sheep to a fence or cliff on those lonely nights?
Q: How does a Scotsman find his sheep in the fog?
A: Adequate.
Ba dun dun tsss.
Q: What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?
A: His shoes
Q: What’s the difference between Mick Jagger & a Scotsman?
A: Jagger says, “Hey, you, get offa my cloud.” Scotsman says, “Hey, McCloud, get offa my ewe.”
Q: Is anything worn under a Scotsman’s kilt?
A: Nah, lassie. It’s as good as it ever was.
I’ll find my way out…
A Texan, a Frenchman, and a Scot were strolling down a country lane and came across a sheep with its head wedge in a fence.
“I weesh dat was Brigitte Bardot” said the Frenchman.
“Ah wish it was Raquel Welsh” said the Texan.
“Aaach Mon, I just wish it were dark!” said the Scot.
What’s worn under his kilt?
Nothing – it’s all in good working order
L – I think that guy is a sheep shifter and on the lamb, too.
With a road sign and a bell, he could make summer wages selling sheep cream popsicles.
At least he’s not at the bottom of some expressway off ramp holding a cardboard sign.
You have sheep on expressways?
Are you from New Zealand?
The sheep are everywhere. Our expressways are loaded with sheep, HiHo.
It’s easy to spot the sheep on the expressways. Just look for the Teslas. Odds are. a sheep will be behind the wheel. (I would have also written to look for the Chevy Bolts, but even the sheep won’t buy those.)
Looks cruel to the sheep.
Really? He obviously takes good care of them. What’s cruel?
Pay attention, this will be model for Zero Asset Citizens to survive in the new Transhumanist Davos Elite WEF order. #wereallpikeysnow
Morroco – Should that be Transhumanist Davos Elite WTF order, maybe?
Transhumans or post-humans will exist, but not the way they think or plan.
Mush! is for dogs.
Giddyup! is for horses.
What do you say to sheep?
Vote liberal…Had to have seen that coming!
Aaw man, whenever you tell the sheep to vote liberal, all you wind up with is a big pile of sheepshit on the sidewalk.
And needles.
…if you should go to San Francisco…
FFS even Dirty Harry didn’t see this crap coming.
Does he guide the sheep to a fence or cliff on those lonely nights?
Q: How does a Scotsman find his sheep in the fog?
A: Adequate.
Ba dun dun tsss.
Q: What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?
A: His shoes
Q: What’s the difference between Mick Jagger & a Scotsman?
A: Jagger says, “Hey, you, get offa my cloud.” Scotsman says, “Hey, McCloud, get offa my ewe.”
Q: Is anything worn under a Scotsman’s kilt?
A: Nah, lassie. It’s as good as it ever was.
I’ll find my way out…
A Texan, a Frenchman, and a Scot were strolling down a country lane and came across a sheep with its head wedge in a fence.
“I weesh dat was Brigitte Bardot” said the Frenchman.
“Ah wish it was Raquel Welsh” said the Texan.
“Aaach Mon, I just wish it were dark!” said the Scot.
What’s worn under his kilt?
Nothing – it’s all in good working order
L – I think that guy is a sheep shifter and on the lamb, too.
With a road sign and a bell, he could make summer wages selling sheep cream popsicles.
At least he’s not at the bottom of some expressway off ramp holding a cardboard sign.
You have sheep on expressways?
Are you from New Zealand?
The sheep are everywhere. Our expressways are loaded with sheep, HiHo.
It’s easy to spot the sheep on the expressways. Just look for the Teslas. Odds are. a sheep will be behind the wheel. (I would have also written to look for the Chevy Bolts, but even the sheep won’t buy those.)
The lad is my shepherd.
Winner! Winner!
Great laughs in this dreary Friday. Thanks, all.