55 Replies to “I Vote for “People’s Republic of Chinada””

  1. Glad to see they have their priorities straight! OMG!

    I’ve heard Vancouver referred to as Hongcouver. Would that satisfy?

    1. I’m thinking … now that Trudeau has declared Canada a racist country ….. which I find odd … we should honor the black people that are so badly abused in Canada … although, I have no idea where this is actually happening … nor to whom …

      How about we change the name of British Columbia to ‘Buckwheat Central’.

      That way we can continue to use the BC moniker so Canadians will not get confused about what province they live in. And …. Kudos to the ‘young rascals’ AKA “Spanky and Our Gang” for integrating Buckwheat into their gang at a time when that was rare.

      Hit me … OTAY!

      :0)

      .

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        “although, I have no idea where this is actually happening … nor to whom …”

        Seriously… open up a newspaper… any newspaper….

        “I think there needs to be a recognition that male dominated workplaces —
        and ones that are mostly white and heterosexual
        — also have misogyny,
        homophobia and transphobia issues.”

        https://ottawacitizen.com/news/local-news/activist-calls-for-fire-service-to-protect-non-binary-employee-take-action-against-hate

        So says ‘Debbie’… the Executive Director of the Canadian Centre for
        Gender and Sexual Diversity
        … which is probably run out of the kitchen
        of her social community housing apartment

        *

    2. I’ve heard Vancouver referred to as Hongcouver. Would that satisfy?

      In Richmond (“Richman”), sure.

  2. I’d suggest “Dumbf*ckistan”, but that’s already on the ballot for our banana republic after Buffalo secedes.

    1. DB …. your name wins …. like Quebec City & Quebec it is okay to have two of the same name 😉

  3. In honor of Justin’s alleged escapades in B.C. that are under some type of court seal I recommend:

    Restraining Order or Underage Minor

  4. Amazing how Global comes up with these stories.

    CTV is getting out CBCed by Global in the fight to the basement of leftwing media.

  5. The poll found just over three in five British Columbians (62 per cent) are not bothered by any component of the province’s name.

    Why wasn’t that the thrust of the headline? More sleight of hand from the Global News – Shit Disturber division.
    Instead we’re treated to the deep thoughts of GenZ representative Timmy Chu who apparently has a lot of time on his hands.

  6. In 2010, the Queen Charlotte Islands were renamed as Haida Gwaii.

    No they f**king weren’t. Not even by people who live there.

    1. We weren’t asked, were we? And they renamed the Georgia Straight as the “Salish Sea” without asking and declared the coast to be the Great Bear Rainforest, another name no resident uses.

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      Don’t give me that thousands of years of ‘oral history’ bullshit.
      Christopher Pauchay couldn’t even remember where he left
      his kids…

      “The rate of deaths from injuries is 3 to 4 times higher for Aboriginal
      children than for other children in Canada.”

      Source: Government of Canada (2002) Healthy Canadians

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  7. We need a SDA contest to rename BC!

    Morontario is already taken (I’m from Ontario, woe is me)!

  8. How high does the Pacific need to rise to submerge Vancouver Island? And, does anyone sell coal fired home furnaces?

  9. Give the young something to do. Tell them to come up with a new name.

    AND get agreement on the name from ALL First Nations (both elected band councils and ALL hereditary chiefs), all BC political parties, and from every city, town, village council in BC.

    Once they’ve done that, they’ll have to consult with all communities and all linguistic groups in Canada to make sure the new name doesn’t sound like some obscene word in any language spoken by any one in Canada, or offend anyone.

  10. Stupid’s Land
    Chinacoaland
    PostProvince
    UNProvince

    I think Left Coast is the aptest.

    1. Their traditional lands are what, 110% of BC?

      And since they arrived here during the ice age a whole bunch of their traditional land is now covered by salt water.

  11. Drosphilia – name of the common fruitfly in honour of B.C’s favourite son, David Suzuki. Honorary Haida and of japanese descent. Win win. It was a tossup between that or Suzukistan

    Motto: Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses… Um, no, not there, that’s my beach. Nope, sorry, not there either. Try Gastown.

  12. I gave up when I read that 4/3 of British Columbia was subject to native land claims.

  13. With 200 distinct tribes and 30 distinct languages in BC, just what name will be acceptable by all?

  14. Something that gives A.D. instead of B.C., keep up with the times. Hmm let me see now, All Done, A1 Dope, Asian Dropoff, Absolute Disaster … might as well get ready for catastrophic climate change with our new name.

  15. Those in favour of this sort of jacobinism should change their own names first: they’re no longer from whatever country their name’s origin indicates.

  16. Drop the facade already, Canada has no place in our future. We’re a post-nation state, remember?

  17. They use a lot of boats getting people from mainland to islands and back, so…
    Fairyland is my vote.

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